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No longer vegetation for ethical reasons

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Gotta start the year off with a dad joke

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Back the blue? More like back the poo

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Talk about freaky fast🥵@jimmyjohns

[justin butlag @nothinbutlag]

This is a message to genghis khan... im sick of u pushing people around... it’s time someone said something.

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

There should be a maximum age for Facebook like once you hit 30 you are legally forced to stop using it. Would help these geriatric octogenarians from falling for joke beliefs like flat earth and lizard people

[ess :) @alcemess]

YALL MAKE EVERYTHING ELSE GO VIRAL MAKE THIS GO VIRAL!! MY CHILDHOOD BROTHER HAS BEEN SENTENCED TO 133 YEARS AT AGE 17 WAS INTERROGATED FOR 3 HOURS WITHOUT NO PARENT KNOWLEDGE. PLEASE LIKE AND RETWEET! PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION! #BlackTwitter #BlackLivesMatter #centralparkfive

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Also make sure to click the link in the email they send you after or it doesn't count

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Reform the police by instituting heavy racial sensitivity training and being held accountable for racial injustices. https://t.co/MVzOxSkE6L

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@BDetaege @Truman_Black Wait dude, do you like the 1975?

[Saltydkdan @saltydkdan]

Me when a dude on Modern Warfare 2 Voice Chat calls my mom gay

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Uh oh...

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@MadelineRose_21 I'd disagree with you if I could

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What even is ginger ale

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Omg yall ever hear about this Drake guy?

[glossynuggets @AkkehJowel]

@ other countries, please watch and learn from Singapore

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

anyway we’re all going to die in a few years

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Same sad joke new year

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

Jesus Christ @hm, haven't you had enough PR disasters for one week??