Ryan Juntunen

Comedian. Writer. Director. Actor. Lover. Friend. none of these are true.

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I really wish certain* people wouldn't talk to me.

*all

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If I had $1 every time a girl called me a "sexy motherfucker", I'd have $1. It happened once 5 years ago and I'm still bragging about it.

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Just heard the jingle of an ice cream truck and got all giddy. It's nice to know that THAT childhood excitement hasn't died in me yet.

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Bedhead. Good thing I don't mind looking like a fool on the internets. https://t.co/mDXhbuXsIB

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To the girls who let me go. That was probably a good call.

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When I wear sweaters, I like to push the sleeves up. It gives the illusion that I have muscles. Quit judging me, everyone!

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Cookbook game on fleek. These foods are bae. Stayin 100. And whatever the hell else youths… https://t.co/yrkhD1Ats4

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Sandworms. Ya hate 'em, right? I hate 'em myself. #SandwormSunday https://t.co/LIPFA6Bhjm

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Thought I saw an ex and freaked out a bit. Turns out, wasn't her. Didn't even really look like her. My issues might be worse than I think

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And now... Bed.

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Dear filmmakers, put Michael Keaton in your flicks. Good things happen.

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One of 3 scenes Leo had lines in.

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Brie! C'mon! (She's my celebrity crush.)

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Alejandro gives no fucks about wrap up music.

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JJ!

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Coming up: 2 more hours of this.

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Don't you dare cut him off, Academy.

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Ennio!

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C'mon, Ennio!

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Annnnnd I'm crying. Thanks, Oscars.