Ryan Dennis

mizzou. texas. gym.

[Ryan Dennis @ryankathryn]

Slowly realizing that I have a trip every single month until April 😜 not mad about it

[Ryan Dennis @ryankathryn]

Me- “Please stop pressing the buttons on the dryer.”
P- “Well then stop being so horrible!!!!!!!”
I’ll take my expresso on the rocks, thanks 😅

[♉️ c u n t y🫦 @RobynDMarley_]

Clay smiling and nodding in AD’s face when she says “I Do” is another level of wickedness. I hope his hairline recedes to the back of his fcking neck 😒😒

#LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind6

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

this is literally the gayest possible thing you could do in this situation

[Ryan Dennis @ryankathryn]

The joys of being parents. Kane tonight: “THERE IS NO MORE HAPPY DADDY. THERE IS ONLY MAD DADDY” 🤣🤣🤣

[Ryan Dennis @ryankathryn]

Can we start sad tweeting lyrics again?! Zach Bryan has too many zingers to sleep on

[Ryan Dennis @ryankathryn]

Official request for All The Time at the Forest Hills show this weekend 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼#plzplzplz @zachlanebryan

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

those 5 minutes when a man is shaving and all that’s left is the mustache and he’s walking around saying “maybe i’ll keep it” are the most terrifying 5 minutes of a woman’s life

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

don’t mean to sound like a sickly victorian woman riddled with consumption but i do feel like a little trip to the seaside would fix me

[Ryan Dennis @ryankathryn]

😂😂😂😂

(note: he’s fine. It happened 13 years ago, and it’s his favorite excuse when he has a typo)

[Ryan Dennis @ryankathryn]

Okay low key I love my HOA b/c they have never once fined anyone for anything remotely reasonable. The only thing I’ve EVER heard of anyone being fined for is when one house stacked a literal blockage of trash bags, left it for a month, and the bags split open dumping trash

[Ryan Dennis @ryankathryn]

Reason 6383983838 why I hate getting a man as my Instacart shopper 🤦🏼‍♀️
The item was White Monster

[Ryan Dennis @ryankathryn]

Spotify, make me sad

[Ryan Dennis @ryankathryn]

(YIKES)
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Ryan Dennis @ryankathryn]

Can someone talk about how quality Kwame’s apology to Chelsea was ?! Like damn, no one could ever accuse this man of not having a close relationship with his mother #LOVEISBLINDreunion

[Ryan Dennis @ryankathryn]

@_Rofhiwa_ @elorenz7 watch all these clips. I found you a new podcast

[Ryan Dennis @ryankathryn]

welcome to the world little bestie, I have a couple girls who can’t WAIT to meet you ❤️
p.s. your mom gives me that face a lot @ Ashburn, Virginia https://t.co/S2gQny8Cux

[Ryan Dennis @ryankathryn]

Me. It’s always high school math with my middle school math teacher, ms. Compere

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

help! somehow, i signed up for a class at the beginning of the semester but never attended any sessions. now i have the big final exam that’s 70% of my grade! idk how this happened but i learned about it last night while i was sleeping so it must be true