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I just wanna buy paper from the real Dunder Mifflin Paper Comp.

[nerf herder @ryankenzler]

#RihannaSuperBowl is a queen, no doubt about it... But singing “All Of The Lights” without Kanye is like presenting a slideshow that you didn’t put together.

[nerf herder @ryankenzler]

Maturing is realizing that @Spotify song radios are the same thing as Facebook Ads lookalike audiences.

[nerf herder @ryankenzler]

@starwars Please do more original trilogy theater releases 🥹🙏🥲

[nerf herder @ryankenzler]

I just realized this:

Celebrities like #Trump and #Kanye use twitter as a platform to hate and bag on certain people… and then call it “free speech.”

Even though some of their tweets are a prime example of what "hate speech" is…which is NOT protected by the 1st amendment 🤷🏼‍♂️

[nerf herder @ryankenzler]

Guys, March Madness is coming up

[nerf herder @ryankenzler]

If you fit in, you’re doing it wrong.

[nerf herder @ryankenzler]

Apple needs to introduce screen sharing for FaceTime.

[nerf herder @ryankenzler]

There’s no movie that can bring the waterworks like Titanic.

[nerf herder @ryankenzler]

I realized today that I’ve been on an endless crusade for better and better music.

[nerf herder @ryankenzler]

Once again I am reminded you can’t out give God.

[nerf herder @ryankenzler]

¿dónde está Donda?

[nerf herder @ryankenzler]

In a waiting season, if we’re not careful, sometimes we start idolizing what we’re waiting for.

[nerf herder @ryankenzler]

Greatest pet peeve: Someone messing with the angle of your rear view mirror

[nerf herder @ryankenzler]

Something just hit me in church today: Lifting praise with our mouths on Sunday literally positions us to worship with our actions throughout week. 🎤⤵️

[nerf herder @ryankenzler]

Is it bad that right now I’m more into #TheCrown than #TheMandolorian

[nerf herder @ryankenzler]

Taking an essay-styled final with a covid potato brain... 😎

[nerf herder @ryankenzler]

Who else wishes they stuck with Mando’s old armor? Seems to me like his scrappy armor better reflects his actual character: a Mandalorian still learning the ropes rather than gun metal beskar that forces us to visually compare him to other, more experienced Mandos. #thotswithryan

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

[nerf herder @ryankenzler]

@KohlerBear17 RIPPPPPP

[nerf herder @ryankenzler]

I’d just like to take a break from politics to say after two long years, I have finally finished the #RedDeadRedemption2 campaign. I’d first like to thank Evan Kenzler for game sharing it with me. I also need to thank Clint Alfrey for pushing me along the way. #Morgan2020