Frozen Captain America

President of Mars (2045-2053)

[Frozen Captain America @ryankerch]

@StevenCheung47

[Frozen Captain America @ryankerch]

@PressSec

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles 
https://t.co/cHBBE8fEzq

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨WOW! An ABC Reporter just CLOBBERED Trump And the Saudi Crown Prince with TWO of the best questions.

Please name this journalist so we can all nominate her for the Pulitzer Prize!

[Anna M. Gomez @AGomezFCC]

An inexcusable act of political violence by one disturbed individual must never be exploited as justification for broader censorship and control.

This Administration is increasingly using the weight of government power to suppress lawful expression. 🧵

[Frozen Captain America @ryankerch]

@MSNBC, it's 'whooping' cough, not 'whopping' cough.

[The Seattle Times @seattletimes]

"Dead" Ned Johnson turns out to be very much alive. It took him three weeks to convince the system he was breathing and to start clawing his benefits back. https://t.co/2SjMjop1UQ

[Senate Foreign Relations Committee @SFRCdems]

READ ⬇️

@SenatorShaheen and Senate Foreign Relations Committee Democrats condemn President Trump and Vice President Vance’s disgraceful Oval Office outburst during their meeting with @ZelenskyyUa.

@SFRCdems stand united in our support of our ally, Ukraine. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦🇺🇸

[Frozen Captain America @ryankerch]

But no, they're not N*zis. 🙄

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

A staffer for Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency whose access to U.S. Treasury payment systems was approved by a federal judge has links to a deleted social-media account that advocated for racism and eugenics https://t.co/uvsZte42mH

[Frozen Captain America @ryankerch]

@NewsFromGoogle Fucking cowards.

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

So it seems that Elon DOES KNOW the difference between "my heart goes out to you" and a Nazi salute.

[Frozen Captain America @ryankerch]

@mattgaetz @mattgaetz reserves the word "undocumented" for girls who don't have their driver's license yet.

[Frozen Captain America @ryankerch]

Hey @HouseGOP, where's the bill to ban @mattgaetz from public bathrooms?

[Frozen Captain America @ryankerch]

Putting this account into cryosleep.

Find me on the others.

📷: https://t.co/ioTHRWrhqr
📽: https://t.co/WrJreKDhs9
🧵: https://t.co/zNbvHCEpXm
🌫: https://t.co/QOURhreQnX

[John Hodgman @hodgman]

The sun rose where I am. I spent the night not sleeping in my hotel room. It was dark and slow and lonely.

I had thought if it happened it wouldn’t be as hard as last time. Because it would be less of a shock. But it was harder, actually, and for the same reason. No one went into this naively. This was chosen.

But now my people are checking in with me, and vice versa. The sun is up. I already feel less alone.

This is me checking in with you: you’re not alone and you’re NOT wrong. This is going to feel bad. It’s going to BE bad. But the sun rose. You deserve its warmth, every day, and we are already closer to a future in which this will be the fucked up past.

Take care of one another and yourself. See you tonight if that’s helpful to you.

[Frozen Captain America @ryankerch]

How can someone vote to ensure reproductive freedom and on the same ballot vote for the guy who took it away?

Make it make sense.

[Frozen Captain America @ryankerch]

Donald Trump still can't read.

[Frozen Captain America @ryankerch]

Godspeed, Beppo.

[Frozen Captain America @ryankerch]

Of all the descriptions of Trump from his former officials, my all-time favorite is when Rex Tillerson called him a "goddamn dumbbell."

#HarrisWalz #harriswalz2024

[Frozen Captain America @ryankerch]

@realDonaldTrump can't read.

https://t.co/uHKhopfKiT