Ryan Kooser

just a dude who loves music, family, business, the hustle, sushi, red wine, politics, and the st. louis cardinals. work in creative media

[Ryan Kooser @ryankooser]

@milesofgray in spirit. #zeitgang

[Ryan Kooser @ryankooser]

the main difference from current state that I see after the debates was that, as far as I could tell, none of the candidates were mother fucking 13x rapists. And immigration.

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@LindseyGrahamSC you’ve become such an embarrassment. There is more spine in jellyfish.

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@BillyWayneDavis Day at a time!

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@techjunkies are you guys open tomorrow?

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@SWAIM_CORP My mom put my “take off your pants and jacket” t shirt in the bbq grill. It was clean and not lit. And when I found it, admitted defeat and let me keep it. Super super strange now that I think back.

[Ryan Kooser @ryankooser]

@DocPolitics I love how the one is always rolling up his sleeves to show his tats

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@kristaareynoso Fuck outta here??

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@ofarevolution did we just pass you on i70? Heading to red rocks, see ya there!!

[Ryan Kooser @ryankooser]

@cslonergan "hang ten for a second, Simon. Need to tweet this"

[Hideo NoHo @milesofgray]

I'm sorry but if you're a male doctor that wears an earring while on call you're not to be trusted

[Ryan Kooser @ryankooser]

@jack_obrien contrast, homie. The colors are more vibrant because of less blending, cleaner lines. Your brain separates them better.

[Michael Swaim went to bsky @SWAIM_CORP]

There's a Frasier where the elderly father hits on a 30-year-old Korean woman because, quote, "She reminds me of the romances I had in the war."

Daphne replies "You can't win this one with a candy bar because her village just burned down."

THEN EVERYONE LAUGHS. #ShitIsBananas

[Soren Bowie @Soren_Ltd]

“I’ll take your word for it,” has never meant anything other than, “I don’t fucking trust you.”

[Ryan Kooser @ryankooser]

@ohheyyitsallie I hear ya! Stay where your feet are.

[Ryan Kooser @ryankooser]

@ohheyyitsallie This is a big part of my life. Maybe the biggest. Good to see first thing in the morning :)

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

They know they have to do "something" to make this go away and they're just going to sell more guns and put them in schools and if you don't think "arm the teachers and add guards" is some obviously twisted, dystopian shit then your fucking brain is broken.

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Hey @PRyan, why’d you delete this tweet? You seemed so excited about struggling Americans making an extra DOLLAR AND A HALF A WEEK. You shit-lizard.