Ryan

Talking all things sales, marketing, and politics - so I’m basically insufferable

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Jensen Huang has faced more consequences than virtually anyone in the Epstein Files.

[Jack Blackburn 🇺🇦 @HackBlackburn]

Despite having more ex-PMs than ever, only one of them is in the Commons

They said Rishi Sunak would be straight off to California

Today he asked a question about parking at a local railway station

[cuban 🍂 @cubantobacco]

the pH of the vagina is so acidic it can completely dissolve $1.25T in market capitalization

[parsa 𒉭 @parsazx]

Still have no idea how Sony got away with this

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: David Walliams attempted to commit suicide and was twice detained under the Mental Health Act after being approached for comment about the sexual allegations

18 May 2026 - The Guardian and ITV sent a letter to Walliams asking him to comment on allegations he prayed on young women and girls. After receiving these letters, he attempted suicide. He was later admitted to a private psychiatric hospital as a voluntary patient

Summer 2026 - Walliams absconds from the private hospital and attempts suicide again. Later in the summer he is detained under the Mental Health Act for assessment and later transferred to an NHS hospital for treatment

10 September 2026 - Walliams is discharged from the NHS hospital after it is deemed that continued detention under the Mental Health Act is not necessary

16 October 2026 - A High Court preliminary hearing takes place ahead of an expedited trial over whether Walliams should be named. He is granted anonymity pending the trial

22 October 2026 - Walliams is detained under the Mental Health Act for assessment again and transferred to an NHS hospital

27 October 2026 - A two-day trial in London takes place

3 November 2026 - The judge dismisses the bid for an injunction but grants permission to appeal until 9 November at 4:30pm

9 November 2026 - Walliams fails to appeal by 4:30pm

10 November 2026 - The Guardian and ITV publish the allegations at 12pm

[Nicholas Lissack @NicholasLissack]

@PolitlcsUK “My clothes accidentally fell off.”

[Ryan @ryanlloyd23]

@BankableSwine Tbf, I didn’t mention that I think gym is an obvious positive. It’s good for mental and physical health. But the people that go most often, that depend on it, the most motivated - those are the people that want to fill a void

[Ryan @ryanlloyd23]

There’s one fact I just can’t escape from - the most in-shape men are the most mentally tortured. Men with bellies are happy and comfortable. Change my mind 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Ryan @ryanlloyd23]

Half of these guys lifting have just been through a break up I stg

[Ryan @ryanlloyd23]

Fitness gurus like to push an agenda that’s based on discipline, but the majority of these guys just depend on gym for a sense of routine or purpose, to compensate for something

[Valuetainment @valuetainment]

JUST IN: Jensen Huang reportedly has no prenup, meaning a divorce could cost him $81 billion, the most expensive divorce ever.

[Lior @liorsela]

Next-generation $NVDA chip

[GTA GFX @GTAGFX]

Live from Selfridges at Oxford Street for the #GTAVI activation🌴

Rockstar are not messing around 🤯

[Ryan @ryanlloyd23]

Wtf? Did the CEO bone a Chinese spy or something?

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Nvidia stock, $NVDA, falls over -5% in reaction to the Jensen Huang situation as premarket trading opens.

The stock has now erased -$225 billion in market cap today.

[SAREL 🌼 @Sarel_x]

Listen, I don’t like the woman but this outfit eats. Auntie did good. Hat slightly angled, heel pointed, skinny and high AND a tailored coat? Tea.

[Ryan @ryanlloyd23]

We seriously need to study this decline

[Groyper Curse @cuuuuurse]

I do harbor a profound sadness for President Trump

I was there in 2016

10 years with you and believing in you

What the fuсk happen to you... ?

[x5 @Ariaty__]

Just because I’m a man don’t expect me to order no beer. Get me that strawberry daiquiri nigga

[The Man About Tech @Vyyyper]

With iPhone Duo you get:

-An iPhone Mini
-An iPhone Pro Max on steroids
-An iPad Mini
-A laptop substitute (in a pinch)
-A Video Game console
-A canvas for artists (Apple Pencil support)
-Probably the world’s best E-Reader

What am I missing????? 👀👀👀👀👀

[Ryan @ryanlloyd23]

The iPhone Duo is a flawed device. But I just can’t put it down. The one thing all the big reviewers have missed is that the power of having an iPad that fits in your pocket fits the PERFECT niche for so many people. The value of that can’t be overlooked

[𝙉𝙞𝙘𝙠™ @TheSenpaiNick]

The only people returning it are tech creators that got it at launch for content and never wanted it. This phone is fantastic and the most fun I’ve had with a new device since 2010.