Ryan Long

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

Gov Jared Polis told a Colorado Sun event that his decision to give clemency to Tina Peters "will be remembered fondly."

He was later interrupted by protesters carrying an enormous banner reading EAT SHIT POLIS https://t.co/enxc4xw90R

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Fuck you an infinite number of times.

[Maya Angelou @DrMayaAngelou]

Today is the International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia & Biphobia 💛

Dr. Maya Angelou: “We are more alike than we are unalike.”

#EqualityForAll

[Mr Global @MrGlobal2025]

Soldier arrested for doing the exact same thing the commander in chief, his family and staff do every single day. Welcome to America.

[Leigh Diffey @leighdiffey]

Tell you what ace … forget about NASCAR for a moment … the slowest in a Mazda MX5 last year in Quali at Road Atlanta was a 1min40 sec lap time. You do 10 consecutive laps under 2mins30secs yourself and we’ll see what your stance about drivers and athleticism is then.

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

[Racing Pride @RacingPrideHQ]

Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone who believes that love is love, whether you’re out or not, single or taken, LGBTQ+ or an ally.

Love from Racing Pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

#ValentinesDay #pride

[𝗫𝘆𝗻ᥫ᭡ @xynifyy]

this applies to things like pizza toppings, not human rights btw

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

Journalists, please remember that repeating obviously false statements is not balance or fairness. It is actively participating in deception.

[Sam Witwer @SamWitwer]

In 2008, best friends got to play best friends.

In 2026 we do it again...

@DavidWCollins was Proxy.
@DavidWCollins will be SPYBOT.

#MaulShadowLord

[IMSA @IMSA]

IT’S TIME

The 64th running of the IMSA Rolex 24 At DAYTONA

911 GT3 RS MR safety car courtesy of @Porsche

🟢: Saturday, January 24 | 1:30PM ET
📺: NBC | Peacock
🌍: IMSA YouTube Live | IMSA .tv
📻: IMSA Radio

@MichelinUSA @WeatherTech @NBCSports @DAYTONA @Rolex24Hours

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

God damn he’s stupid

[Colorado State Men’s Basketball @CSUMBasketball]

Good luck to the #NextLevelRams as they tip-off the season!

#Relentless x #Ramily

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Netanyahu: I need $6 billion more
Trump: Approved

Argentina: We need $20 billion
Trump: Approved

Musk: SpaceX needs $5.9 billion
Trump: Approved

Bezos: Amazon needs $16 billion
Trump: Approved

Average Joe: My wife got cancer. I lost my job. Can we get Medicaid?
Trump: Denied

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

BREAKING: Thousands of files show that James Comey raped and sexually abused girls for years within Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring. — Now that I’ve caught the attention of Republicans: That was actually Donald Trump.