RyanMac

the hoota of the funky Buddha

[Jonny Mac @JonnyMc1]

Anthony Gordon after doing 7 kick ups at his Barca unveiling in the July sun.

[Tom Harris 🇬🇧 @MrTCHarris]

"I once spent £400,000 of other people's money on jewellery, cosmetics and a campervan and my wife didn't know anything about it."

[Alex @alegil2101]

Me after hearing Shankland is singing

Then me after hearing we're looking at Josh Windass again

[Andy @Bobmcphail1872]

How can your husband turn up with an £81k Jaguar and a £125k motorhome, and you not think "how are you paying for these?"

[Andy Malafarina @andymalafarina]

Idk if Chelsea Handler took into consideration how much of a dumb bitch we all think she is.

[AMQ @ajmcq1993]

To the untrained eye this is just neds from Coatbridge battering each other, but to an erudite Herald columnist this is actually a continuation of the debate surrounding the Second Vatican Council and Cardinal Winning’s reforming approach

[RyanMac @ryanmac505]

Daft cow went to Epsteins Island for dinner. Shut your mouth.

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Chelsea Handler goes OFF on Tony Hinchcliffe & Shane Gillis for making “racist” jokes at the Kevin Hart Roast and claims White people should NOT be joking about Black people in that kind of way since its equivalent to joking about r-pe 😳

“I knew enough about Tony & Shane… They’re racists, they’re bigots, they’re sexist… I don’t find those jokes funny. L-nching Black people is not a joke. It’s worse than r-pe… Them making fun of Sherryl Underwood’s dead husband who comitted s—cide is gross… I wasn’t fine with that. There was so much disgustingness, I knew it was gonna be a gross vibe.”

[RyanMac @ryanmac505]

@Empire1872 Honestly your pearl clutching is pathetic on here.

[Jordy Meady @jordyymeady]

Worse than Covid this pandemic

[RyanMac @ryanmac505]

@ibroxrocks Should be 0-5

[RyanMac @ryanmac505]

@EwenDCameron Keep saying it all you want, it’s not going to make it true. Pressure on all 3.

[RyanMac @ryanmac505]

@triffic_stuff_ @grahamwhcurrie wonderful stuff

[RyanMac @ryanmac505]

🤣

[RyanMac @ryanmac505]

Been in power 15 year mate. Almost like you’re making this up to get votes.

[John Swinney @JohnSwinney]

Too many young people are paying more in rent than they would on a mortgage – but can’t save for a deposit.

If re-elected, my SNP government will change that.

✅ New right for private renters to buy their home
✅ £10,000 support for first-time buyers

The SNP is on your side.

[RyanMac @ryanmac505]

Arsenal favourites for the champions league makes you laugh man. PSG are fantastic.

[Ex- Footballer @spiderPiglets]

Funny how suddenly you care about football fans when there’s a headline to chase.

You treat football fans like second class citizens normally.

[RyanMac @ryanmac505]

@citizentommy Fucking shut up ya grifting dick.

[🍁 @OlIyCFC]

If you’re under 55 and vote for this party you are an unfathomably large idiot.

[Jamie 🇨🇺 @JFitzCBB]

Openly despise young people and have nothing to offer us

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Trump says the US is 'leaving soon' and has 'nothing to do' with the Strait. He started a war, lost it, closed the Strait, and now he's pretending it was never his problem. This is what failure looks like