Ryan Machipisa

Rebel , Champion of the underprivileged , Extraterritorial , Man City Fanatic

[Ryan Machipisa @ryanmachipisa]

“Trust your gut! When the warning bells go off, run! I don’t care how cute he is or how much money he has, when the signs point to crazy/possessive/abusive/alcoholic etc…get out. You don’t need to waste your valuable time waiting for him to change.”

[Ryan Machipisa @ryanmachipisa]

@City_Xtra @GeronimoMorgans @SamiMokbel_BBC Data uses history, so it can't predict the future

[Jah Prayzah @jahprayzah]

Happy birthday my brother, The Gaffa and Ninja president @winkydonline. Wish you more years of success and mega hits bro. Much respect!!!

[Ryan Machipisa @ryanmachipisa]

@JayJayTeamTruth @tygasparta2026 @holytenzw Pano here 😂😂

[Manchester City @ManCity]

95. AGUERO SCORES AND WINS THE LEAGUE!!!!

[Ryan Machipisa @ryanmachipisa]

This guy didn't make it neither

[𝗦𝗔𝗠𝗩𝗜𝗖 🌱 @dhunter_01]

This video is the exact reason I don’t envy people

[𝗦𝗔𝗠𝗩𝗜𝗖 🌱 @dhunter_01]

This video is the exact reason I don’t envy people

['KingXIII0fficial 🤴 @ronaldmachipisa]

iPhone 18 is already out , these men have declared war on our sisters’ spines.💀 Zuro uno they were hustling for their kid’s fees 😭😆😆

['KingXIII0fficial 🤴 @ronaldmachipisa]

Dai muri mu COVID tava kutomirira news dza 8 manheru sooo tobva tanzwa kuti schools remain closed until further notice...tobva tadya skuru fees zvedu 😭🤣

['KingXIII0fficial 🤴 @ronaldmachipisa]

This pic settled the GOAT debate a long time ago. I don’t know why people are still arguing 😂

[Ryan Machipisa @ryanmachipisa]

@unclechiefgee Ipapo pandirasa 😆😆😆

[Ryan Machipisa @ryanmachipisa]

@ndues_boy Very dark 😆😆😆

[Ryan Machipisa @ryanmachipisa]

Yeah yeah, forget Chris Brown — this guy didn’t just top the game, he reprogrammed it. I’m honestly just grateful to be alive in the same era as this walking masterpiece.

#CEO of vocals, #GOAT of everything, my book of facts is basically just his name repeated at this point 🐐

[julianking @_julianking_]

Tuesday we drop! #CEO If you see this please show me some love🙏🏽 Vakomana ve agenda varipi ? Ndine ma coupon e fuel 😂

[Ryan Machipisa @ryanmachipisa]

@_julianking_ Agenda to pusher kusvika riinhi tiwane ma coupon ayo

[Ryan Machipisa @ryanmachipisa]

@thaslickpastor Ko ndikasanhonga mari iyoyo ?

[Ryan Machipisa @ryanmachipisa]

@vahphor Off all things that never happened this never happened the most .

[Ryan Machipisa @ryanmachipisa]

@rattibha this

[Ryan Machipisa @ryanmachipisa]

You can’t always run away from tough experiences and pain. You need to do uncomfortable things to change your life for better. There’s always friction, and your pushing force gotta be harder to run through.

Face your fears, undergo pain, and make sacrifices, you’d grow.

['KingXIII0fficial 🤴 @ronaldmachipisa]

Yesterday at Spar 5 Avenue this girl’s card kept declining in front of me .So the guy behind offered to pay for her .She told him I’ve a boyfriend “ & the guy legit told her maiguru I’m trying to hurry home & watch Bayern vs Arsenal, not to date you you’re not my type 😆

[Ryan Machipisa @ryanmachipisa]

Gombwe remangoma

[Ryan Machipisa @ryanmachipisa]

@ronaldmachipisa This

[Ryan Machipisa @ryanmachipisa]

@mufarowashe048 Kana mukachemedzwa ne onion zvemarelationship munozozvigona here?