Ryan Martinsen

Jokes and blog posts. Follow @popthestack for “normal” tweets.

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My kid referred to a bread bag as a toast bag and I’ve never been more proud of anything or anyone than I was of her and of my parenting in that single, magnificent moment.

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Side benefit of wearing a mask everywhere is that nobody can tell I have cilantro in my teeth

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30 minute toast

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Parenting lots of kids

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Books I read in 2019

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Rejected Medical Definitions

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Tastes Like Caramel

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Throwing Pickles at Enemies

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Mutant Sludge

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Smoke Detector Strategy

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Live Cooking Commentary

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I don't want to write about technology

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Universal Orlando Food Recommendations

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Real Life Super Power

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Our Favorite Podcasts to Listen to With Kids

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Rejected Amazon Echo Wake Words

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Donut enthusiast by day, ice cream lover by night

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How to Shower When You Have Small Children

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Cities I visited in 2018

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Books I read in 2018

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