Ryan McMahon

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

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TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS ON!

[Utah Mammoth @utahmammoth]

Okay fine stop begging, we’ll giveaway a puck signed by Mikhail Sergachev🏒✍️

𝙷𝙾𝚆 𝚃𝙾 𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁:
1.Follow us on X
2.Retweet this post
3.Check your DMs 8/23 to see if you won!

*Winner will be randomly selected*

#UtahHC

[ARCHIVED: DHS Deputy Secretary @DHS_DepSec]

This example of #DHSWorkforce heroism strikes especially close to my heart: the Marine Techs from @USCG Sector Houston-Galveston, TX worked quickly to rescue a dog trapped in a shipping container. Thank you for showing the true meaning of Semper Paratus, or “Always Ready.”

[Seinfeld Quotes @SeinfeldQ]

"I am special, my mother was right." -Jerry

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

You have no idea how high I can fly.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

I. DECLARE. BANKRUPTCY.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

I'm gonna make this way harder than it needs to be.

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

This gon be a tough year for haters ❤️

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

Shoutout @/ largetrap on Insta.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Michael: Jim, show your Dundies to the camera.

Jim: I keep them hidden. I don't wanna look at them and get cocky.

Michael: Good idea.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch. The whole year, actually.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Happy Birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party’s so lame.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

*sips wine*
Mmm. Sort of an oaky afterbirth.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

I live by one rule. No office romances. No way. Very messy. Inappropriate. But, I live by another rule. Just do it. Nike.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

I'm ok. No I'm not.

[Hoodie Allen @HoodieAllen]

you a bad bitch, know i gotta have it

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I’m killin me lol

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

#infinitywar spoiler but without context