Ryan Melgaard

[Ryan Melgaard @RyanMel]

Uber has finally arrived in KC, and next two weeks are free! Aaaand I'd really look good in a signed @jcharles25 jersey. @Uber_KC

[Ryan Melgaard @RyanMel]

Keep your head up @abaggett99. We need you down the stretch! #Wegotthis!

[Ryan Melgaard @RyanMel]

I can't stop watching..... http://t.co/WnQyFEpQFD via @davestopera

[Ryan Melgaard @RyanMel]

BS pass interference on 3rd and long results in 7 points for the Titans... Love that.

[Ryan Melgaard @RyanMel]

As much as I like to see top ranked SEC East teams lose, I'm not sure Georgia is capable of losing two games in a row. #Hmmm....

[Ryan Melgaard @RyanMel]

There are pigeons flying rampant through JFK airport, and no one is even batting an eye. This can't be standard procedure...

[Ryan Melgaard @RyanMel]

If you ever want a dose of perspective, unplug your wireless router for a day and note how many times you go insane. #turntheiternetbackon!!

[Ryan Melgaard @RyanMel]

Ding dong bing bong... GORDO! #RoyalsTweets

[Ryan Melgaard @RyanMel]

Ran into @jcharles25 at the airport for the second time in one year. #starstruck #weshouldbefriends

[Ryan Melgaard @RyanMel]

@BradWish He and Mark Maguire have made Proactiv Treatment proud. #Juststopshavingwithagardenhoe

[Ryan Melgaard @RyanMel]

Dear future Mrs. @BradWish, your future offspring are screwed!

[Ryan Melgaard @RyanMel]

kU was one disgusting bank shot away from Bill Self chowing down three Bill Self Burritos at center court.

[Ryan Melgaard @RyanMel]

Reports around the NFL are that Crennel has already been sent packing and Pioli will be retained.

[Ryan Melgaard @RyanMel]

@theprogramkc Please tell me you're not serious... Pretty sure a helmet to the shoulder pad does not warrant a blow to the head. Get real.

[Ryan Melgaard @RyanMel]

Ever had a 5-year-old projectile vomit on your feet from 30,000 feet elevation? #Thatjusthappened #Thisismynightmare #Ineedashower

[Ryan Melgaard @RyanMel]

Poor little toad... You just didn't see that lawn mower coming at you, did you? #o'doylerules

[Ryan Melgaard @RyanMel]

No kidding!! Just an elbow to the face.

[Ryan Melgaard @RyanMel]

I'm not one to complain about officiating... But woooooooow! #Mizzouisgettingtheshaft

[Ryan Melgaard @RyanMel]

@AaronEPotter Who wouldn't choose Whitney Houston over Kim Kardashian?? I sure would...

[Ryan Melgaard @RyanMel]

@AaronEPotter I'm embarrassed that I know this, but Ray J is/was her boy toy.