Carlos Lang

I am what I am

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

No one has ever demanded more gratitude but done less to deserve it than JD Vance

[Carlos Lang @CLosLang]

@ochocinco Both

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

Turning Point sent seven buses with 350 people to the Capitol on January 6.

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

President Trump just told NBC's "Meet the Press" that he didn't guarantee no new wars during the 2024 campaign.

MS NOW's @RiegerReport shows it was actually something that Trump repeatedly guaranteed.

[Mayor Q @QuintonLucasKC]

The shooting at an after hours club is a tragedy. It is also nowhere near England’s or any country’s training or lodging facilities.

We are grateful there was no loss of life. We will hold the offenders and all in violation of the law accountable.

[Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog @DougWahl1]

I am impressed!

I was sure Donald Trump would never post anything about pride month. And then he posted this!

Clearly, I was wrong!

[Carlos Lang @CLosLang]

@RunMizzou11 I saw that and have been playing it.. very addicting but also impossible

[Britni Danielle @BritniDWrites]

So Virginia can't use their new map, which was approved by voters. But Alabama can?

But sure, SCOTUS isn't "political"

[Carlos Lang @CLosLang]

@RunMizzou11 That's incredible

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

Abdul Carter isn’t happy about Jaxson Dart introducing Donald Trump:

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Whenever Trump uses “a lot of people” or “many people” that means him. 100% of the time.

[Mitch Jackson, Esq. @mitchjackson]

Fun fact for the $10 billion lawsuit crowd.

The IRS leak that exposed Donald Trump’s tax returns happened between August 2019 and November 2020.

405,427 other taxpayer returns were also leaked.

Trump was president. His own pick, Charles Rettig, ran the IRS. The contractor who did it, Charles Littlejohn, worked on a Trump-era IRS contract and is now serving five years in federal prison.

On January 29, 2026, Trump sued the IRS and Treasury for $10 billion over a breach that happened on his watch, under his commissioner, by a contractor his administration paid.

He is suing the federal government he ran, for failing to stop a leak that occurred while he was running it.

The taxpayer foots the bill either way.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

What a fucking idiot.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

He's right. Hitler did it first

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Obama expressed empathy for Trayvon Martin and @benshapiro had a decade long tantrum. Imagine if instead he had stolen $1.8 bil from taxpayers and had BLM dole it out to whoever they wanted. Because that's what Trump is doing but for insurrectionist whites instead.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

The worst part of Covid was that 20 million people died

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for “further study” says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

He was not pleased & good 😭😭

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

"We can fight to stop the ballroom. If this means leaving the area as a destruction site for the rest of Trump’s presidency, so be it. Let its ugliness exemplify the Trump era. Let its rubble symbolize what he's tried to do to the American republic." https://t.co/yVcOuyDSrT

[Mayor Q @QuintonLucasKC]

By 20-year high, do they mean five-year low at this point of the year?

But it is more fun just to make sh*t up.