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[Rooty’s #1 Fan @ryanmellstrom]

Is this the jam

[Rooty’s #1 Fan @ryanmellstrom]

It’s time we stop drinking Celsius and embrace tradition. Drinking Rockstar and Nos for the foreseeable future

[Rooty’s #1 Fan @ryanmellstrom]

Remember when @Gatorade had 32oz bottles and not 28oz? Good times.

[Rooty’s #1 Fan @ryanmellstrom]

This new trend of having the entire front side of your house lit up by under eave lights needs to go #NIMBY

[Rooty’s #1 Fan @ryanmellstrom]

Being 27 is great because I’m starting to see the natural wear and tear and distressing on my shirts and sweatshirts I’ve owned for almost 10 years

[Rooty’s #1 Fan @ryanmellstrom]

Looks like Celebrini is on one timer watch for the Olympics

[Rooty’s #1 Fan @ryanmellstrom]

What an unbelievable OT goal by Eklund made possible by 19 year old superhuman Macklin Celebrini

[Rooty’s #1 Fan @ryanmellstrom]

That was probably the nastiest goal I’ve seen from Celebrini so far

[Rooty’s #1 Fan @ryanmellstrom]

They don’t ask how they ask how many

[Rooty’s #1 Fan @ryanmellstrom]

@NBCSSharks My wife just said if she was wsh she would be texting Mack right now saying “what are we?”

[Rooty’s #1 Fan @ryanmellstrom]

She so on my and til I so forth

[Rooty’s #1 Fan @ryanmellstrom]

Just got done being sad about leaving my utility knife at the job site this morning. Will be at Home Depot first thing Monday for a new one

[Rooty’s #1 Fan @ryanmellstrom]

@Jack_Heller1 Tip one back for me at Spartan Bowl tonight

[Rooty’s #1 Fan @ryanmellstrom]

So since Asahi is brewed in Waunakee now you’d think it’s be cheaper than $12 for a sixer

[Rooty’s #1 Fan @ryanmellstrom]

Frito’s Scoops are the most important chip in the game

[Rooty’s #1 Fan @ryanmellstrom]

Being a new homeowner is all about making the most of your roll off dumpster and acquiring a burn barrel for the backyard #WasteManagement

[Rooty’s #1 Fan @ryanmellstrom]

@Jack_Heller1 That’s my second home. Tip back a couple for me!

[Rooty’s #1 Fan @ryanmellstrom]

Deadwood, South Dakota I was unfamiliar with your game

[Rooty’s #1 Fan @ryanmellstrom]

@Jack_Heller1 That’s where I was when I sent that original tweet and here I am again. Great drinks, sub par food

[Rooty’s #1 Fan @ryanmellstrom]

I hate to say it but I am at the MSP airport right now on my wife’s iPad. Not working… just watching Tokyo Drift at the Twin’s Pub

[Rooty’s #1 Fan @ryanmellstrom]

If you’re at MSP airport right now, do me a favor and put your ThinkPad away

[Rooty’s #1 Fan @ryanmellstrom]

Just spent $13.52 at Arby’s #ballin