Ryan Norris

Software developer and occasional runner. I am a Tar Heel.

Opinions are my own and don't represent SAS.

[Ryan Norris @ryannorris11]

@laurenboebert Please enlighten us on a solution with substance. Seriously what do you think would work? And more importantly what have you done to help?

[Ryan Norris @ryannorris11]

@MamaOsaTX @RonFilipkowski @RepMTG Does @RepMTG ever do anything to help or just cause division?

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@megynkelly So are you happy that you "won" the gun debate?

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@tedcruz How do you have time for work with all the thoughts and prayers for mass murders in Texas?

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@Franklin_Graham Should we pray for more guns? To kill more people? Seriously what are we praying for???

[Ryan Norris @ryannorris11]

@Stonekettle Ted will only provide support after checking in on what's allowed from his boss (@NRA), and then probably just some thoughts and a few prayers, unless the girls want to go to Cancun to get away.

[Ryan Norris @ryannorris11]

@JudiciaryGOP How is this a serious post?

[Ryan Norris @ryannorris11]

.@gobrightspeed do you have a number to talk to a real person? Internet has been down since last night. Your automated chat never returns after selecting outage. Your phone number is entirely automated but has hung up on me 3x after going through 2-3 min or prompts.

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@JamesCurle Same page.

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[Saul Goodman ⚖ @itsSaulGoodman]

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[Ryan Norris @ryannorris11]

@Ticketmaster @LiveNation Why not just list the tickets as $65 each instead of $49 if I have to pay $65 for EACH of them???

[Ryan Norris @ryannorris11]

Looking to buy 4 concert tickets for $200 total. OK. Then at checkout there's $68 in fees + $19 in taxes for $90 extra!!! WTF @Ticketmaster @LiveNation 😡

[The Cheapskate has left the building @MyDealSecrets]

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[Ryan Norris @ryannorris11]

@RexChapman Yes 🤮

[Saul Goodman ⚖ @itsSaulGoodman]

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[Goodable @Goodable]

The world lost a legend today.

Bill Russell was a giant on the court, and an even more incredible human being off of it.

Here are eight ways he changed the game — and the world — forever.

A Thread. 🧵

[Ryan Norris @ryannorris11]

@BodaciousHville Yes please!!!

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@davenewworld_2 Hell fuckin ya.