Ryan Todd

Trying is the first step to failure.

[Ryan Todd @RyannTodd]

Just Stop Oil stag do shirt makers about to go into administration

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

You asked. We delivered…

The official Reform FC shirt is here.

Buy yours now at https://t.co/5qOZAW6rYt. ⚽️

[Ryan Todd @RyannTodd]

They should call it Mission Possible lol

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@tennisjames85 Hi, do they only go up for a short period each day? I was on between 9am-10:30am this morning and now they’ve completely stopped adding new ones

I must have added about 200 tickets to basket in total with 0 actually getting added to basket…

[Ryan Todd @RyannTodd]

Declan Rice

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@iamtomskinner @JoeStephenson96 Just ate two whole advent calendars. Bosh ❤️

[Ryan Todd @RyannTodd]

Me after an average day with my cat who loves me very much

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15 pints deep watching John Prescott compilations

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Genuinely troubling girth deflation on this tub #StarmerOut

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@JoshPughComic Outstanding

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Officially too old for a railcard - could be the worst day of my life

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Didn’t deserve anything there, played zero football and had one 30 second burst of energy all game

[Ryan Todd @RyannTodd]

Shaw has ended Yamal’s career

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What a performance, never in doubt #England

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The inverted idiots #England

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@scottygb https://t.co/AwCqxrXCop

[Currys @currys]

Always invest in good speakers

[Ryan Todd @RyannTodd]

This wind is humbling some hairlines out there

[Ryan Todd @RyannTodd]

@racingblogger Harsh on the horse

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@DaftLimmy Had the pleasure of meeting The Unknown at a dinner party

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You may have been confused before, but have you ever been ‘fainted whilst on the toilet due to food poisoning and waking up later thinking you’re in bed but actually you’re sat on the toilet sweating buckets’ confused

[Ryan Todd @RyannTodd]

Everyone else at my table on the commute is reading the FT, whilst I’m sat watching back-to-back TikTok videos of a dog that will only go for a poo in one exact spot in the middle of a main road