Ryan Ullman

I didn’t achieve my 2017 goals // DTX

[[Official] P1Domo @P1Domo]

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[Sonny @driflon]

Me in the arts and crafts tool school play

[mopperbot (archive) @mopperbot2]

this generational video

[onyxia @aixyno]

little kid: “I hate fireworks”

chappell roan:

[Gary Girth @GirthGary]

The beers in my fridge everytime I open it

[Eren @erenfromtargets]

me directing people going to Tate McRae’s concert the wrong way

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

me in seat 6 watching tom and jerry argue the entire flight

[brody @THELIFEOFABRODY]

if tate mcrae was santa

[jill @stevienicks420]

The halls:

[MAY AND NIGHT @MAYZ0Z1]

I am noticing all of the Tate Mcrae on all of your wraps

[armie @wowzaship]

are munchkins like genetically predisposed to be dumb as fuck or something or does it just seem like that bc we don’t see other regions of oz reacting to the wicked witch. They piss me off so bad. Lets nuke munchkinland

[ponyboy @ponyboooooy]

please rise for national anthem

[Eren @erenfromtargets]

when nicki & cardi have a shootout at next years met gala and Anna Wintour hiding under the table dodging bullets

[expiredkirspies @beyoncesspamacc]

Jesus on September 23rd :

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Let’s all just make up our own jobs and hire each other

[shannon 5 @eternalsunshan]

Me disguising myself as the horn in dandelion to sneak into the Eternal Sunshine tour

[🐺 @oliviatheehye]

how it feels trying to acquire addison rae tickets

[lauryn🤸🏾‍♀️ @laurischattin]

canadians live tweeting THIS ISNT EVEN YOUR SHOW