ryan

Woody Johnson’s bitch

[ryan @ryannyj]

Woody, Christopher, and Hymie need to pass away yesterday

[ryan @ryannyj]

Had to come to the sideline mid drive to wipe his ass #fat #bitch

[ryan @ryannyj]

Coming out of Twitter retirement to ask the TL if they think that fuck obese fuck Mekhi Becton @BigTicket73 is playing with doodoo in his underwear right now #iwonder #fat

[ryan @ryannyj]

Coming out of retirement for cut down day #bitch

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

She think she gon take Clairo from us

[ryan @ryannyj]

They’ll never know my body

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Telling her I picked up Puka off the waiver wire before week 1

[ryan @ryannyj]

I do it for a living actually

[jesse @darthgordita]

we need to start throwing tomatoes at people who take their phones out and record in a theater

[ryan @ryannyj]

I will put you out of business you fucking dumbass

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

bring ya ass

[ryan @ryannyj]

Dudes rock tbh

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: 50-year-old man fined $600 for bodyslamming a Killer Whale off the coast of New Zealand.

The orca was swimming with a calf when the man decided to jump off the boat.

"I touched it!" the man said.

According to the Department of Conservation, the man could have been killed.

"Orca are immensely powerful animals, and this really could have ended horribly, with either the startled whale being injured, or the man responsible being harmed by the aggravated animal," they said.

The Auckland man was fined $600 after video of the incident spread online.

[ryan @ryannyj]

@ii_jermaine Own that dweeb

[jack @actionjack69]

Just know when the jets are losing this is what I’m doing

[ryan @ryannyj]

Lol

[Apple Music @AppleMusic]

59. AM - Arctic Monkeys

#100BestAlbums

[Mr. Ohio @MrOH1O]

Everyone under the age of 22 should be required to manually enter the names in for every player on the team as an initiation.

[ryan @ryannyj]

Dov fuck you but this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen reported so bravo

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Awful: #Giants QB Daniel Jones is currently going viral for this photo, with fans claiming he has "zero aura."

[ryan @ryannyj]

It was 1969 actually dickhead

[Antwan V. Staley @antwanstaley]

Jets/Titans Week 2

[ryan @ryannyj]

I’m sorry man if you want to be considered a championship contender you can’t lose to a team whose best player is Tyrese Haliburton. Eternally unthreatening

[ryan @ryannyj]

Jeremy Kerley I love you

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

nobody understands the bond between a boy and the mediocre WR he watched when he was nine

[ryan @ryannyj]

Putting my entire paycheck on this immediately

[uSTADIUM @uSTADIUM]

#49ers open up as 6.5 point favorites over the #Jets on MNF.

O/U 45.5.

[ryan @ryannyj]

First game back and he almost put this away I’m pouring honey on you goat