Ryan Delk

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Web developer.

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Scooby dooby doo
Where are you
And I’m so sorry
I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight

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I can't believe I forgot about Dre.

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@honeycvts @AFI Literally my favorite band and album of all time.

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Death comes and brings with him sickle and peace.

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@Crobotband You guys need another guitar player on that stage, I'm your guy. Satisfaction guaranteed.

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"It's like Being as an Ocean, except I want to listen to this." - @theronaldchase

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My brother says I have schizophrenia. Joke's on him - I don't have a brother.

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You can drink your fancy ales,
you can drink them by the flagon,
but the only brew for the brave and true
comes from the Green Dragon.

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I saw an actual fauxhawk today.

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@beetlejussy You forgot "in." 🙁

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Also, you guys have a typo with "delicious choose" and you forgot the closing parenthesis at the end.

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It's in the hands of @theUGcoffee now.

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I can always tell when someone is lying, just by looking at them. I can tell when they're standing, too.

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So why did Ron have to be on top of his chess piece when it got destroyed?
"Knight to H3" and jump off, dude.

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My poinsettia is still going through a bit of a rebellious phase.

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Man, I can't remember the last time I hit the Quan.

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How I leave my meetings.

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I comb my hair, and I brush my teeth.
I make my bed, and I eat my greens.
I wash my hands to keep away from Satan.

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It's just sex and violence, melody and silence.

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