Ryan B.

Author of Ask 411 on @411wrestling - as a guest since 2007 and full-time since 2018. Dragon screw leg whip enthusiast.

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Two weeks ago, I wrote an article for @411wrestling talking about the Taiwanese wrestling promotion PUZZLE. This week, NJPW is inviting one of their wrestlers to train with them.

Coincidence?

Probably not: https://t.co/eakEnnbmzJ

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@avawwe_ Have the entire roster participate in “The Contest,” as seen in the legendary episode of Seinfeld. Last person standing is the new NXT Champion.

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And, yes, this are my first tweets since April thankyouverymuch. #WWEClash

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Am I the only wrestling fan bothered by the fact that all of @WWE's graphics for #ClashinParis are based on Van Gogh's "The Starry Night," even though Van Gogh was Dutch and not French? #WWEClash

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Granted "The Starry Night" depicts a scene of a French village, but it's Saint-Rémy-de-Provence, some 400 miles south of Paris. #WWEClash

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@KevsterM Have you heard the good news?

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Though to be fair it looks like her reaction was a bit delayed, almost as though she took a bump once she realized what happened.

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I can only imagine that when Austin crashed his ATV into that woman, Stephen P. New's eyes bulged out of his head and turned into cartoon dollar signs. #WrestleMania41

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So to be clear, between the AJ and Cody matches, tonight's lesson from WWE is if you try to play by the rules you are a sucker and a loser and will be crushed. Makes sense for Donald Trump's America. #Wrestlemania

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Katie Taylor's neck is the size of my waist. #PaulTyson

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Seriously, she needs to lay him out.

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WHY DOES MAURO RANALLO KEEP YELLING IN ROSIE PEREZ'S FACE?! #PaulTyson

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Jerry Jones sounds like he just found out what streaming was yesterday. #PaulTyson

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A draw?

WORK. #PaulTyson

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Mario Barrios should have been seconded by Dwayne Wyane. #PaulTyson

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"If he was the right size, this could be a good fight."

I love how Roy Jones is just subtly burying everything on this show like he's Gorilla Monsoon. #PaulTyson

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And I love how it went totally uncommented on.

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Is that a friggin Autobot in Jake Paul's entourage? #PaulVsTyson

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You'd think the guys in the owners' box could get better snacks than some stale ass looking popcorn. #PaulVsTyson

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So far the most impressive thing I've seen on this card is how Barrios' gear is seemingly designed to fit in the greatest possible amount of advertising. #PaulTyson