Ryan

Have a laugh

[Ryan @ryanoutofoffice]

Amazing to think that little boy grew up to call Hollywood a bunch of cunts 🥰

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I had no money growing up. My dad was a labourer and my mum did everything to make ends meet. Men worked hard. Women worked miracles. But education was free. As was the local library. I knew books were my passport to a better life. #SupportLibraries

[Ryan @ryanoutofoffice]

@thecurlylife86 @fesshole No it's called being a hoe.

[Ryan @ryanoutofoffice]

Unpopular opinion in this day and age, but if the Barbie doll was fat, it wouldn't be a Hollywood film starring Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling, but instead a Channel 5 documentary with the words "The Real Life" behind it.

[Ryan @ryanoutofoffice]

So reasonable

[Ryan @ryanoutofoffice]

@TateTheTalisman Remember to load it.

FAST LOAD
0.3g/ kg/d for 5-7 days
I'd recommend splitting this into ~4 doses.

LONG LOAD
0.05g/kg/d for 3-4 weeks
Most can tolerate this in a single dose but you can split into more doses if needed.

Most do 0.03g-0.05g/kg/day, but this is for maintenance.

[Ryan @ryanoutofoffice]

It's because old people vote and young people don't, especially in local elections. Old people don't like being told what to do whenever it is environment related.

[Tom Peck @tompeck]

As someone who lives in an outer London borough that’s about to get ULEZ’d am genuinely quite surprised that ULEZ can lose you a by-election. My crap car is sixteen years old and it’s entirely exempt.

[Ryan @ryanoutofoffice]

This is why the older generations fucking hate us

[voló . ݁🌺 @lowcortisol]

Tupac is the most overrated rapper in history.

[Ryan @ryanoutofoffice]

Yes but you aren't a freak, so unfortunately aren't as entertaining at pressers. Sorry Derek 😂

[Derek Brunson @DerekBrunson]

A little salty this am . I was ranked #3 on a 5 fight Winning streak and had to fight a title eliminator for my title shot ! 😭 Strickland ranked #6 on 2 fight streak and next . Congrats to Sean tho no shade . Just tears haha 😢

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This tweet is why I’m still on Twitter.

[Ryan @ryanoutofoffice]

Twitter is a good app but let's not pretend that every 3rd post on the timeline isn't a street fight 😂

[Safety @Safety]

More than 99% of content users and advertisers see on Twitter is healthy.

And the reach of hate speech on Twitter continues to represent an extremely small fraction of the overall conversation.

This past March, Twitter partnered with Sprinklr to understand, measure and reduce hate speech using its AI-based model and to further our commitment to create a brand-safe environment for our agencies and advertisers.

Today we’re sharing an update that includes all of April and May 2023.

Sprinklr’s independent model continues to show the reach of daily English-language hate speech impressions is even lower than Twitter’s own model estimates.

Sprinklr estimates the average daily number to be 0.003% compared to Twitter’s estimate of 0.012% for the period of January 1, 2023 to May 31, 2023. Additionally, we estimate hate speech impressions are 30 percent lower on average vs. pre-acquisition.

In June we significantly expanded our Freedom of Speech, Not Reach policy enforcement, which dramatically reduces impressions on harmful content. And all indicators for June and July show sustained progress.

Our work is ongoing and we’re proud of the progress we’re making in maintaining a healthy global town square that is open for everyone to be themselves.

[Stirling Cooper @StirlingWisdom]

True "body positivity" is about eating well, working out, and building a body you can be proud of.

[Ryan @ryanoutofoffice]

@MrBeast @milalolli Can you send some direct to my London address? I'll pay the shipping.

[Ryan @ryanoutofoffice]

@betalogic @StingyBumHole @somirankarmakar Source: I used to work for a global FMCG as a pricing analyst.

[Ryan @ryanoutofoffice]

@betalogic @StingyBumHole @somirankarmakar You're right. Americans are more likely to buy if heavily discounted, studies show. You see this in the US vs the UK all the time. Essentially Americans are more easily marketed to, where as brits are more inelastic in their purchases. So they put "false" discounts on in the U.S.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

LMFAOOO bro got a spotter for 15 lb lateral raises

[Ryan @ryanoutofoffice]

@barkmeta Doubtful

[Ryan @ryanoutofoffice]

You know, we all sort of just skimmed over the fact AirPods KNOW when they are in your ears. What in the Harry Potter fuck is that about??? @apple fair play to you.