Ryan Left

Alpha male with a soft spot for knitting.

[Ryan Left @ryanowright]

We're playing so bad we're creating a new generation of Sylvia Plath's

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

Casemiro and Eriksen midfield partnership is what is going to meet me in hell and even then I'd still back myself to outrun their torment

[Ryan Left @ryanowright]

People thinking there geniuses for saying "Jay-Z now has 100 problems " is actually the worst thing about that case and that's saying something

[Ryan Left @ryanowright]

You'd hate Simon Harris if he wasn't so damn sexy

[Ryan Left @ryanowright]

Matinez going off injured and then trying to start a fight with 4 different players is peak Martinez

[Ryan Left @ryanowright]

No confirmed reports on the status of his pussy and crack yet

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: YouTuber breaks his neck and back after falling 85 feet from a motorized paraglider in Texas.

Anthony Vella was flying about 50 mph when he fell out of the sky.

Vella hit the ground and called 911 as he screamed in pain.

He was then rushed to the hospital. He suffered from a fractured neck, fractured back, fractured pelvis and a broken arm.

All the injuries will require surgery.

Vella later explained that the crash was caused by “missing a small pension knot” during pre-takeoff checks.

Lucky to be alive!

[Ryan Left @ryanowright]

Wachting sky sports news when a bulletin about king Charles having cancer came up so I'm assuming Foden or Alvarez will come in for him

[Ryan Left @ryanowright]

Sunderland playing out from the back is going as well as Oscar Pistorius attempting Riverdance

[Ryan Left @ryanowright]

The announcer for the darts must be Bruce Buffer and Micheal Buffer's oul lad

[Ryan Left @ryanowright]

Terrible scenes in Leitrim hard to know how the 4 people who live there will ever come back from this

[Ryan Left @ryanowright]

@RuddenDarren It's all been downhill since we got rid of this champion of a man

[Ryan Left @ryanowright]

Its gas that Saudis paid so much money to make this all glamorous and a spectacle but the most impressive thing about it is that McGregor somehow managed to get coke into Saudi Arabia #FuryvsNgannou

[Ryan Left @ryanowright]

@RuddenDarren I'm only 5'5 it would probably do the job for me tbh

[Ryan Left @ryanowright]

Any fellow United fans know a good rope store? I cant do this anymore man

[Ryan Left @ryanowright]

I'd love to see Haaland try other sports, he's practically finished football now would love to see him run at Cheltenham next

[Ryan Left @ryanowright]

Want to sneer Liverpool but need to wait and make sure we don't lose 8-0 to Bournemouth first

[Ryan Left @ryanowright]

@Josh_McClorey There missing a guitar player and Josh McBurke has a nice ring to it , just saying

[Ryan Left @ryanowright]

Maaaaaaan that last episode of The Last Of Us was heartbreaking, had to keep pretending it was Ron Swanson having a mental breakdown just to get me through it

[Ryan Left @ryanowright]

To be fair, Christian Bale seems like a bit of a prick

[Ryan Left @ryanowright]

There's a kid watching Dragon ball Z on my flight and there's no discernible way to ask if I can also watch, I just want to see Goku man

[Ryan Left @ryanowright]

Fucking hell I taught liverpool signed the Undertaker there for a second