Ryan Fink

A human, on a journey.

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My thoughts on last nights debate:

- The belly flop competition was surprisingly tasteful
- Martha Stuart was a fantastic moderator
- Way more competitive eating events than I anticipated
- Biden’s magic routine definitely impressed
- Trump can hold his own on roller skates

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My favorite Christmas song is Right Round by Flo Rida

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you

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@EmShea7 @danpauly_ Watch me

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@2high2careeeeee I wish you weren’t a liar

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Remember Jim from The Office? This is him now... feel old yet?

[Dail(E)y @ThatOneDailey]

David: *Plays a secret chord*

The Lord: "Nice"

You: "Meh"

It: *Goes like this*

4th and 5th: *Exists consecutively*

Minor: *Falls*

Major: *Lifts*

King: *Baffled but composing* "Hallelujah"

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@maddie_mayyy @YouTube This is why we date.

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You’re not a real @DrakeBell fan if you only listen to “I Found A Way”

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@maddie_mayyy

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I was getting a physical at the doctors office and the nurse said to me, “Great vitals.” And I responded with, “You too.”

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@tdangy What about too furious?

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@maddie_mayyy Sikeeeee

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@maddie_mayyy Oh hey hi he misses you more

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@maddie_mayyy 😬😬😬

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Good morning world!

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If I️ had a nickel for everytime my emotional support pig became disruptive on an airplane https://t.co/3sn8RzznCA

[ABC News @ABC]

Airline: Passenger was asked to deplane after her emotional support pig became disruptive: http://t.co/nyKGvUiqg4

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Opened the bathroom door to take my morning pee before class only to hear someone violently puking... I’ll hold it

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When I was growing up, time capsules seemed like they were going to be a way bigger deal