Ryan Prussky

I'm like the young, less family oriented, Rick Moranis.

[Ryan Prussky @ryanprussky1]

This airbnb was really great! The hosts were very accommodating but not too intrusive. The fridge was full of drinks and a small breakfast was provided. No bible though. 1 star.

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Crank That and Kiss Me Thru the Phone... Soulja Boy was really ahead of his time.

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I hope when this all settles down Chuck D and Flavor Flav can work on their issues @PublicEnemyFTP #FeelTheBern2020 #FightThePower

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I'm excited to try out this new "washing your hands" thing everyone's been raving about.

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I'm single so idk... I'll probably just listen to Hootie and the Blowfish and cry. What are you up to tonight?

[Ryan Prussky @ryanprussky1]

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey;
Along came a spider who sat beside her and said "Aye, what's in the bowl bitch?".

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Siri. What are the Hanson brothers up to?

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I just went to the bathroom without my phone.
Would not recommend.

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Looking for a sub to my dom. Must be into mayo and cold cuts. Safe word is Quiznos.

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Sweat pants, hair tied, chillen with no FaceTune on.

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love thy neighbor. consensually.

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Is it just me, or have these debates got real political? #Debatenight #YangGang

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@AB84 @NFL @NFLPA

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Don't be that guy. Or be that guy. Just do it good.

[Ryan Prussky @ryanprussky1]

I've been listening to a lot of @Creed lately... this #Jesus guy is starting to sound pretty rad.

[Ryan Prussky @ryanprussky1]

life's short, kiss hard.

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@josephember I prefer Jewish Spock

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I think you're pee-yew tit full. dammit! stupid autocorrect.

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Alvin and the Gimpmunks.
Good band name...just spitballin ideas here.

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#Nickleback4SuperBowlLIV