Ryan Puett

I play music, lots of it! #HeartNoise :)

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“Maybe if you go to bed early you'll feel better in the morning…” is literally just the human version of “Have you tried turning it off then back on again?”

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@Aleata_Illusion 🍌 📞

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@xolilly_bee Twin flame 🔥

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@ayeejuju "Pockets on Shrek, Rockets on the deck. Tell me what's next? Alien Sex."

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@kittencess Twitter blurred out this photo as something sensitive yaaaaaas 😂

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@kittencess Aries ♈️🔥❤️‍🔥

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@harrymack Lemme get a follow back! 🙏🏻

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@kroger You’re very welcome — perhaps you can send me a Kroger gift card to apply to all the gas I’ve wasted 🙃

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@kroger If one of your locations say they close at 10PM does that mean the doors lock and they actually close at 9:48PM or is that just some rule the security guard and employees have made up so they can be ready to clock out at the time of close for us customers?

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@kroger I included it in my tweet, but here it is again: 4445 E 10th Street, Indianapolis, IN

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According to the Kroger workers at another location every one of your stores in the country allegedly closes 15 minutes early “at managers discretion” even though the posted closing time is 10 o’clock at store and online meaning I have once again wasted my time. I was told to “take it up with the managers (Josh, Brian or Tony)” if I felt the need to complain at the 4445 E 10th Street location in Indianapolis, IN location.

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@RATSMADS French’s for da mustard and Heinz for da ketchup 🙃

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@miathebanditt

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@ayeejuju My imagination station made that shit a reality 🤓

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@kirazepam @TiaanaTiaan Welp

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One of my favorite songs for the fall season 🍁 @thecure

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Eugene totally got post-apocalyptic catfish’d in season 11! 🧟‍♂️ #TheWalkingDead #Spoiler

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@UberFacts My mom 😢🙏🏻✨

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🎶 Wake up, oh my dear… 🎶

📷: @itsBRADduh

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@ayeejuju

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@fuckedupfoods Did he just leave the plastic packaging on the cheese slices 👀

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@kywahxo Mine must’ve been crazy because my memory has it blocked 💀