ryan

the luckiest boy in the world

[ryan @ryanquans]

if it wasn’t meant to be eaten, why is it called a urinal cake…🤤

[ryan @ryanquans]

doing all this to listen to “bring your love” 😭😭😭😭

[roger (gemini) @rjpelleg]

Boyfriend refurbished this jukebox, put contemporary songs in it, and connected it to our speakers. After you put in your coins and select a song, it plays it from Apple Music on our tv. And yes you have to use nickels, dimes, and quarters.

[ryan @ryanquans]

wedding dress code didn’t specify what kind of suit to wear so i’m putting on the fursuit

[ryan @ryanquans]

yeah need that

[B Wood @BeastOfWood]

bruh

[ryan @ryanquans]

i quit smoking cigarettes. and for what? to be killed by something else?

[ryan @ryanquans]

hootie frutti… like a bag of takis, i’m the shit…

[ryan @ryanquans]

@HClassicus there’s something about the greek at the harbor, jack’s waterfront, and down city episodes that’s very sensual

[ryan @ryanquans]

i jerk off to old episodes of kitchen nightmares, and i’m not afraid to say it!

[ryan @ryanquans]

i’m always on the verge of posting feet pics

[ryan @ryanquans]

@blizzy_mcguire whitexican next

[ryan @ryanquans]

i can’t be around babies i feel the need to punt them like footballs

[ryan @ryanquans]

when i try to wear a tank top in public i feel like john travolta in hairspray

[ryan @ryanquans]

@pochacco_boy ?

[ryan @ryanquans]

when the vape starts tasting like missing people >

[ryan @ryanquans]

nobody wants to serve a clam chowder sourdough bread bowl anymore….

[ryan @ryanquans]

sisterhood of the traveling pup mask

[ryan @ryanquans]

amateur cock and ball torture art on my timeline. the algorithm is whispering into my ear

[ryan @ryanquans]

diva working the door at madonna worship night looked at me and said “twink invasion is the next door over” #TwinkCardRenewed

[ryan @ryanquans]

i only threw this farty for you, for you

[ryan @ryanquans]

i’m going through something fierce