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shits and kicks

[🤠 @RyanRelates]

seeing the “joined 10 years ago” stamp at the bottom of my Wattpad account feels like a Medal of Honor I earned during the Great War

[ꅐꏂ꒐ꋪ꒯😈👻 @heis_Mike_]

I just accidentally closed a tab that I was gonna read 2 years ago

[mira ✧ @refxlection]

vibrator died mid goon so i rolled over and started eating the chicken wings i had dooordashed earlier https://t.co/t7UY1MvOK8

[terbik @slopbik]

everyone's suicidal until they ride passenger in my car and then suddenly they care about their mortality

[ria @quvria]

“anything for you baby” i whisper to myself as I make another reckless financial decision.

[Amigo @Topboix]

"fatherless behaviour" no I have one, i'm exactly like him

[vio 🖤✨ @viotubing]

saw this on instagram 😭😭😭😭

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

1) ticket holders should demand refunds
2) the venues should be flooded with furious calls
3) Ed Sheeran should say either he plays or none of us play

Macklemore's message was 100%. Genocide is a grotesque crime and the problem is ZIONISM not Judaism. FUCK EVERY PRICK LYING ABOUT HIM & CANCELING HIM.

[frida @shelovesvz]

NON disturbatemi domani e dopodomani

la combo anniversario di charlie kirk + 11 settembre sarà molto impegnativa. mi aspettano 30h di screentime

[Julia @ju_mendezzz]

ideia de date eu bebo 24 cervejas e vc lida com as consequências

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

A concert ticket should come with a t shirt, I stand by that.

[mommy sha @Shamonix_]

I wanna grow my bush and donate it to the men who are balding

[🤠 @RyanRelates]

I love Chinese lesbian twitter

[♡ brook (˃͈ ˂͈ ) @B_cutiex_]

some men eat pussy like they’re making out with it and those men should be protected

[eclair @evilclaire]

Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is enforcing a boundary with my mother

[órla 🇮🇪🎃🦇 @mercutihoe]

being the only one with cigarettes at the function:

[⚔️ @meowocet]

keeping a razor on me so if anyone bothers me in public i can kill myself infront of them

[noel 🪻💜 @raisevelvet]

send me to mamdani I want to be with mamdani

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

i don't pee. i piss. hard.

[spooky liz 🔮 @backdimplehq]

if i was president id make all vibrators usb c compatible

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

I lure them in with titties then slowly unveil my mental illnesses.