Ryan Guacamole

[Ryan Guacamole @ryanryanGG]

I’m at Yancys drinking a Villager watching a 49er game #X

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

People in LA this week:

[kathleen @kathleen_hanley]

watching that entire scene of sandoval and raquel in her apartment #PumpRules #VanderpumpRules

[Jordan Syatt @SyattFitness]

Do not eat back your calories burned from exercise.

Because the tracker you're using is overestimating how many calories you burn (by a lot).

And if you're struggling to lose weight, you're probably underestimating how many calories you're eating.

Now read the whole caption 👇

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Me on Highland Ave when I realize there was a concert at The Hollywood Bowl, and it’s too late to U-turn:

[Ryan Guacamole @ryanryanGG]

tell them their breath smells. you will have the upper hand

[Ryan Guacamole @ryanryanGG]

if tik tok gets banned i’m going back to myspace

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

the musical theatre couple at my catholic high school

[Myles Snider @myles_snider]

There is no shortage of companies trying to sell you faster ways of making your morning coffee.

I’m here to tell you that the real key is to slow down and enjoy the ritual.

[Ryan Guacamole @ryanryanGG]

be passive aggressive with them. make them figure it out

[hilltop @la___cuna]

just received maybe the most fucked up sandwich i've ever paid money for. this is a "bacon egg and cheese"

[Ryan Guacamole @ryanryanGG]

talk over them. you are more important

[Ryan Guacamole @ryanryanGG]

cancel yourself

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

me when i want ants https://t.co/Vv3LbUkcPK

[Ryan Guacamole @ryanryanGG]

we need billables

[Ryan Guacamole @ryanryanGG]

bring your emotions into the workplace today.. let them know

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

People in LA today: