Ryan Sartor

writer // writers’ assistant @DuncanvilleFOX // @nyknicks fan //host of difficult to name reading series // (he/him)

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“Lukewarm,” short film I wrote and acted in is online! Directed and edited by @nickpupo , produced by @RebeccaHoobler other people helped but I don’t think they’re on twitter! https://t.co/fZlaIqiozo

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@HoffMatthews He’s begging to be tossed aside now

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@baileylikemovie I loved the movie, 5 stars, but I did think the difference in pacing between the first and second half of the movie made the back end feel about twice as slow as her other stuff — not a critique of the movie, I just think on the whole it’s slow as hell

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@dinfowars Everything on twitter changes except the quality of the din tweets

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@PlayoffBoundNYK They are weak-willed. I’m emailing the tenure board

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@OttoFernandez So annoying. It’s a miracle that movie made more than $100 million!! Making a great film that loses money is literally the cost of doing business!! Make another fucking Lego movie to offset it. Fuck outta here

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@parismartineau Blessed that the specific type of Garden of Life protein powder that I use isn’t on the list. This is great work!

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@kelibacy I’ve done kind of honor systems with friends where, in this case, I’d say, “If I buy a tube of lip balm, I have to Venmo you $50.” Usually works…

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@sasimons Thank you Seth for doing god’s work watching these morons so we don’t have to

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I can’t believe how much I love THE CHAIR COMPANY. Really thought I was done experiencing joy

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@jjjjjjjjohannah Yeah but the hot people get to be hot, which is objectively unfair

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@UpdateTheGrids He should have interviewed Brandon

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A healthy relationship is sending your partner 47 Geese tiktoks and knowing they won’t leave. “Knowing” is extreme — I’m fairly confident

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@yc Only 9 days until season tip off, hang in there….

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Really fucked up that as one of his last acts as mayor, Eric Adams required everyone living in New York to apply for the N+1 job

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@duncanferguson I’m sorry Duncan

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Gonna need an L.A. theater to step up and screen One Battle in 70mm so I can finish my punch card. I WILL drive to Oakland if I have to, but no one wants that

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@alex_shephard Would have been awesome if Marc had brought back Steven Wright for the last episode

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@ria4983 Go Ria!!

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I've rarely had reason to do year-end pub lists, but this year I published my first monograph which was a decade in the making. It's about mainstream British modernists and how they conceived of pub+private spaces

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@NBAPR @NBA @NBAonNBC @NBAonPrime @ESPNNBA Can you rewatch games on streaming services? Or do you have to watch it live?