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@TVLine Senior Editor. TCA member. Talking to the people who make TV, critiquing their work, and overthinking all of it, all of the time.

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The #Tracker premiere featured little in terms of the show’s ongoing storyline. But three minutes in, during a scene where you might’ve been looking down at your phone, the seeds of a new season-long mystery may have been planted. https://t.co/EKjOLMgefJ

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One of the 🐐 of #SNL.

[RetroNewsNow @RetroNewsNow]

📺On October 4, 2003, Kenan Thompson joined NBC’s ‘Saturday Night Live’

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When you’re browsing websites or using social media, do you prefer dark mode when it’s available? Or are you a light mode at all times person?

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@TooCloseToTheTV @UTxJGTheDon I sincerely wonder if Skydance will sunset any of their cable networks sooner than later. They now have so many networks with overlapping demos — and overlapping programming.

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Digger bombing just makes me want to see it more, tbh.

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@televisionaryZW Anger Management exists.

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It’s time like these I miss Letterman’s Great Moments in Presidential Speeches.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "I take an aspirin a day. I don't know if it works but psychologically I need it. It thins the hell out of your blood I guess. I don't know if it works or not but I've been doing it for a long time. And here I am making speeches. I like Bayer aspirin. And I take the big one. They want me to go down to the 80. I take the 386. I don't know what the hell it is. It's a monster. They said, 'Sir, you don't need that!' I said, do me a favor, I've been doing okay for 35 years. Leave me alone."

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Yes, Colin. We know what Hegseth said. You just acted it out 45 minutes ago. #SNL

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For those of you watching #SNL on delay due to college football overrun, the musical guest may trigger epilepsy.

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I see the drummer didn’t have a chance to stop at the dry cleaners before his #SNL debut.

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Petition to jump right to Weekend Update and offer a version of #SNL with the musical guest on tape delay.

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“The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good girl with a va-gun.” #SNL

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“Next week: Shane Gillis.”

Thanks for the warning, Darrell. #SNL

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“You could win $5 million.”

“I want the Advil!”

#SNL

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Dakota Johnson and Taylor Swift are equally funny. #SNL

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It’s still so weird to me that Ben Marshall was part of a trio that was featured almost weekly for three seasons. Even got a Lorne Michaels-produced feature film. And now he’s a second-year featured player. #SNL

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Mikey Day getting wheeled in as Mitch McConnell. First big laugh of the season. #SNL

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@dropkick_murray Madame Web.

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I mean, the UI is right there.

[The Poetry Decider @Aliteraryshadow]

I'm struggling to find the downside to Tubi, but there must be one somewhere.

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I saw a certain movie last night. It was the fourth movie I’ve seen a certain someone in, and I am now certain said someone cannot act. I will never pay actual American dollars to see said someone on screen again.