Ryan Shields

🇺🇸 - Author 'Bernie the Socialist Goat' - Comedian - Actor - Writer... 🇺🇸 .

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@dasoulmade1 Flesh Protein.... yikes... give me another option

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@clovis1931 @THETXEMBASSY Emotional support goat?

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@ClownWorld @JeannieBasini

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@Brink_Thinker Not did they "let" us we were warned NOT to come home unless someone was seriously injured

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@libsoftiktok @namemeifucan @united Depends on where that flight is headed...

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@MarioNawfal @THETXEMBASSY That sounds horrible... are they hiring? Asking for a friend...

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@SaltyGoat17 Thats a meth rant if I ever heard one...

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@TaraBull Man he really wanted them to listen to his speech about type 2 diabetes

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@trumplicans2024 A.I. or guns?

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@LeahRain77 @KaraMar111 These women are now heads of HOAs

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@MonkeymanJocomo @iAnonPatriot @PatriotMarie70 He did get cheap ass roku tvs sooo value for value not the best choice

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@realMaalouf Why they gotta bring Shakira into this?

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@libsoftiktok @Phyllis94584953 Le'baaaad monsieur

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@FFT1776 @Real_Ames My gun is not a them it's an it... so get it's pronouns correct please.

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@Kristinartz Radioactive ostrich?

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@Jesii_ca_M Faulty plumbing

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@kumxem Uncooked Ramen

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@Matt_Pinner Loose clothes are dangerous

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@askaya I know a hundred was sooo attainable and she just stop at an awkward looking 94...