Ryan Thomas

[Ryan Thomas @ryansnark]

@jmjones The only fumble with these in my mind are the hats. As a follicularly challenged man, the hats are an important piece. I feel like I’ve seen hats with that font in the team store already these last couple of years. A missed opportunity to go throwback and honor the Whitey era.

[Ryan Thomas @ryansnark]

@FoulTerritoryTV @Ken_Rosenthal @Cardinals Oli could have used a guy like AJ during that scuffle. Nobody in the clubhouse stepped up to say something to TO. Oli handled it poorly too, but a player needed to step up in that scenario and let TO know to get on his horse.

[Ryan Thomas @ryansnark]

@Ascendid_1 @ByYourLogic That or gigantopithecus

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@SlashLP89 @Retr0J What’s a game that you loved but didn’t play until after it’s release controversy? I played Middle Earth: Shadow of War after it’s micro transactions were removed and thought it was a 10/10 game, I’m bummed we are likely never going to get a continuation of that series.

[Ryan Thomas @ryansnark]

@Ben_Fred Some of these pitchers may be hurt now but that doesnt discount the impact they can have in the stretch once they are healthy. It’s also not like any of these pitchers signed one year deals. They will contribute beyond this season, whereas the Cardinals are still in a bind for 24

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@SlashLP89 Me thinks they are laying the groundwork for their TLOU universe. A prequel series with Bill, Frank, Tess, and Joel will be the first thing on HBO execs minds.

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@tilianpearson Hell yeah brother, die another day! Glad to see you back, stay strong!

[Ryan Thomas @ryansnark]

@TeamFredbird a very special fan of Fred bird is at her first game tonight in section 139! It would make her night if we got to see him!

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@SlashLP89 Oh and Hemsworth American accent is insane

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@SlashLP89 This script screams “first draft written out of sheer boredom during the pandemic” right down to the terrible placeholder names for all of the drugs.

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@TheBonfireSXM @djlouwitzki This tweet needs to be accompanied by a picture of Lou’s cake for all of us to enjoy 🍑

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@cardinalsgifs Shouldn’t it be “New Birds On The Bat”?

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@katienolan The Nintendo switch version is actually really good if you wanna play mobile. Graphics are kinda shit (Think PS3) but it’s not glitchy at all. #cracklecrackle

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@charlieINTEL People who still play COD at this point are just unpaid QA testers for Activision.

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@Joshbroown Lots to unpack here

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@Retr0J In light of CP2077 finally being great. What is your favorite game that you played post controversy and loved despite the atrocious publicity? I played Middle Earth: Shadow of War after the micro transactions were removed and it’s one of my all time faves.

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@DanSoder beard pro tip: only wash the beard itself once a week. Use the oils to make your beard smell nice. The natural oils on your face keep it healthy and keep it from getting out of control. #cracklecrackle

[Ryan Thomas @ryansnark]

@niasalterego Move them to Missouri

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@ochocinco

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@benaveryisgood Get well soon, titty-boy.