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@jordihays @tbpn @johncoogan

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So deep in shower thoughts today I put soap in my hair

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If my name was Barbara I would definitely go by Babs

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@DiianaD_ It’s getting better. I think.

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@capsinfour Been there babe take care

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Did they start calling them movies because they were moving pictures? Had to right?

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@CrackerBarrel It was a simple logo rebrand! Old logo was better but was old school. Gotta look to the future. People always bitch. I think it was a good move

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Easily the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter is that Hermione’s parents are dentists. They don’t have dentists in the UK!

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I don’t know who figured out the formula so the toothpaste is no longer stuck in the tube, but give them a raise @Colgate

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@pmarca @pmarca is my hero

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Yes the dollar is the world’s reserve currency, but what will be the solar system’s?

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The amount of times we all use the phrase ‘uphill battle’ .. isn’t that disrespectful to all the people who died in an uphill battle throughout history? A shitload of those people died. Let’s not compare an argument with your mother in law with getting your head chopped off

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I am regularly shocked at how poor cellular service is in highly populated areas in the US

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I am begging you people please, please stop pronouncing especially with an x

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@JimmySpencer @kyledhamilton_ I got Teddy in a landslide

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I have never once sent an email marked ‘high importance’ and I don’t think anyone ever should

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Got to tell a kid who asked me for something trivial and slightly against the rules ‘sorry, kid.’ Okay, I do like being old

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@Jason Donny Goldnut and Deepthroat - Digging Deep (for That Soul)

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There’s almost no peanut butter in any ‘peanut butter-filled pretzel bite’ you’ll find at any supermarket. This applies to any brand you’ll find on the shelf. False promises for peanut butter. You all disappoint me.

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@kylegriffin1 @alex Political leadership has very little to do with job creation.