Ryan Summers

musician pilot dreamer #crappypeoplesuck

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@DrKnow1999 @mrshellwinger @VoteMarsha Almost nailed the grammar. Almost.

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@junior_miller @oncor And to think that there were real life humans who had kids, who had kids, who had kids, who had idiots, who had our ancestors that were able to survive it all without electricity, Facebook, or disposable diapers. Unbelievable...almost

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@cmichaelkinser @junior_miller @oncor Good raising will teach you that if you own a pool or anything else for that matter, you should always remember the “6 P’s” #properpreparationpreventspisspoorporformance

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@PMmeyourPRAXIS @cmichaelkinser @junior_miller @oncor Every person, everywhere.

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@MrLindblom @Ron_White That missing of the “threw” put me in a coma, for a 2nd.

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

We hit harder 😏

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Here on island I’ve learned that mosquitos are active 365. That has made me realize two things.... 1) fuck. 2) why do I slap my own body hard enough to kill a seagull?

[shirtman @gypsyshirtman]

The countdown continues! 4 Days till I am @texasmusicfest. Check out these badass shirts on @ryanssummers and @CaseyBMoreland. I'll have more like these. See y'all there!

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@hannah_lee_e Just live in a house where it’s 78 degrees 365 days a year. That’s what I did.

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I’d imagine that being the owner of a funnel cake stand, and wanting to do philanthropy is easy... except for tornado victims.

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@AltonBertie Need some help over there. :) sure is nice

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@_kyrajay Red rock!

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@LivingGloryBlog @KirkHerbstreit Can I place bets for the 2009 LSU season now? I dint even care what the line is.

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Gentleman: wanna keep yourself honest? Go ahead and buy a black toilet seat.

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@hannah_lee_e Mawwwww, the meatloaf!!

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@hannah_lee_e have you ever been to blue light?

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24hr Walgreens are a great place to get snacks, last minute greeting cards, and anything that has an As Seen on TV logo. If ya get too drunk to remember how to spell it on google to find one, just search CVS and walk across the street.

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@hannah_lee_e Well if you’d stop pouring sugar in boys gas tanks we wouldn’t have this problem.

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@tammy_ray Hit me with your best shot. Fire away