Ryan Storey 🏳️‍🌈

I have officially reached the Age of Stagnation

Twitch:

[Ryan Storey 🏳️‍🌈 @RyanStorey14]

Hey everyone, I'm sharing this for my supervisor at work. His well went out on Saturday and he has been without water since. He's a caretaker for his elderly mother, so having water is a must for both of them.
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[Ryan Storey 🏳️‍🌈 @RyanStorey14]

He's a really good guy, always looks out for my team and always drops whatever he's doing to help someone out. He's honestly the only reason I've stuck with this job for as long as I have.
Please consider donating if you can. Even sharing this around helps too. 💜

[Ryan Storey 🏳️‍🌈 @RyanStorey14]

Hey everyone, I'm sharing this for my supervisor at work. His well went out on Saturday and he has been without water since. He's a caretaker for his elderly mother, so having water is a must for both of them.
https://t.co/Y6WJgTlkfZ

[But what if we were hangin' WITHOUT Mr. Cooper? @tonygoldmark]

Hear me out: what if we find some guy who looks and sounds EXACTLY like Elon's trans daughter pre-transition, he pretends to be her detransitioned, and he plays catch with Elon until he stops destroying all our lives?

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Samuel blank @BlankSamuel]

“transgender operations on aliens” #Debate2024

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

If a doctor comes into the room and tells you “I have concepts of a plan,” you need to start making a list of people to reach out to one last time

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“I have concepts of a plan” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. If you said that at a job interview, they would tell you on the spot that it’s probably safe to not check your email for a yes

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

If a chef said “I have concepts of a plan” you know he’s about to get a visit from Gordon Ramsay to fix his restaurant in 24 hours

[Marc Lamont Hill @marclamonthill]

"She wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison" is the WILDEST thing I've ever heard in any debate. EVER.

[Ryan Storey 🏳️‍🌈 @RyanStorey14]

@NayrmanBSC "Lois, undecided voters are the biggest idiots on the planet, try giving short, simple answers."

[Ryan Storey 🏳️‍🌈 @RyanStorey14]

@NayrmanBSC @SilverGreg78 @TheOtherTravGuy Donald Thwomp: "These illegal Toads are coming in and performing transgender surgeries on Koopas!"

[Whar❓️ @the_whar]

I think the reason the whole "Batman is a fascist" narrative doesn't work for me is because I grew up with media that hammered in, again and again, that he is so deeply kind

[JustCole 🔜 Sonic Expo Atlanta @ImJustColeYT]

"What makes you say that Trump?"

Trump:

[Ryan Storey 🏳️‍🌈 @RyanStorey14]

@JoJoFromJerz this has to be satire

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

It’s time for President Biden to relax and focus on what’s important — giving Benjamin Netanyahu Covid

[Ryan Storey 🏳️‍🌈 @RyanStorey14]

@MarzGurl I could probably get past the skill issue, but I just find FromSoft's dark fantasy settings boring and far too grim for me to get into.

Idk, just not for me — I don't doubt that they're great games that deserve the acclaim.

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

"But how will the Democrats mount a whole presidential campaign in just 3.5 months?" motherfucker every election process should only take that long, it's insane that ours stretch out over two years. The campaign should START at the conventions.

[Ryan Storey 🏳️‍🌈 @RyanStorey14]

@aquaIntroverted @biggestjoel Always remember, people: The DNC didn't start pushing Biden out until the donors started squinting at Biden as well.

[Ryan Storey 🏳️‍🌈 @RyanStorey14]

@Somecallmejon *yawns*

Wow, just woke up from a 2-month coma! What'd I miss, guys? ...

Guys?