Ryan Thomson

I've been married since Nov 2007, had a girl on Feb '09, another girl born April '11, a boy born March '13, and a girl Sept '15, I love life very VERY much!

[Ryan Thomson @ryanthomson0520]

Anyone smart person out there know why my upstairs fireplace works fine but my basement fireplace acts like the flue is shut?

Only thing I can think of is that there is a vacuum effect with air pressure...

[Ryan Thomson @ryanthomson0520]

Does anyone have a push lawnmower that they want to give or sell to me?

[Ryan Thomson @ryanthomson0520]

My daughter has a bunch of candles and stuff to sell, and she wants to go door to door and sell them in our new neighbourhood... thoughts?

[Ryan Thomson @ryanthomson0520]

Does anyone have an FM transmitter I can have / buy? (not for your car)

[Ryan Thomson @ryanthomson0520]

What are the chances that I have a friend that could drive me from Edmonton to Red Deer on Friday morning?

[Ryan Thomson @ryanthomson0520]

I love working so close to home that my family visits!

[Ryan Thomson @ryanthomson0520]

These little crazies just dropped me off for work yesterday, man I miss them already

[Ryan Thomson @ryanthomson0520]

A nice Father's Day present to myself...

[Ryan Thomson @ryanthomson0520]

As it turns out, I actually like this kid.. didn't see that coming.

[Ryan Thomson @ryanthomson0520]

I drove Sarah to the hospital a 5th time last night, and not one of those times was I pulled over for speeding... disappointed

[Ryan Thomson @ryanthomson0520]

4 years ago Brian Thomson and were on Jimmy Fallon featuring my extremely rare talent.

[Ryan Thomson @ryanthomson0520]

Thank you everyone who wished that my birthday was a happy one, it was. I spent the whole day hanging out with all four of my kids; played …

[Ryan Thomson @ryanthomson0520]

Birthday presents are just rewards for not dying that year.

[Ryan Thomson @ryanthomson0520]

It feels so good to pandiculate in the morning!

[Ryan Thomson @ryanthomson0520]

I gave Sarah the afternoon/night off, and we all survived! The kids are fed, and in bed, the house is clean...wellllll, we all ate junk foo…

[Ryan Thomson @ryanthomson0520]

Do I have any friends in cold lake?

[Ryan Thomson @ryanthomson0520]

Arguing with a woman is like reading the Terms and Conditions; in the end you just ignore everything and say I agree... which is why we're …

[Ryan Thomson @ryanthomson0520]

If pigs could fly, their wings would be delicious!

[Ryan Thomson @ryanthomson0520]

Merriest of birthdays Garret! This year is your golden birth year... March (3rd month) 2nd day.
Believing for greatness this year my friend!

[Ryan Thomson @ryanthomson0520]

If I linked watches together to make a belt, it would be a complete waist of time.