Ryan Tring

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@UncleErniesTips In 8 races he’s finished in front of 28 horses but also finished behind 32. He was more successful before he was gelded. He should never have become The Lost (word removed on grounds of taste)

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@TheSimonEvansX There’s one for the teenagers

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@TheSimonEvansX The views he expressed on grooming and r*pe were sufficient to consign him to the offensive berk cupboard. He was also particularly obnoxious to Dan Hodges regarding his mother

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@DamCou @5goalthriller Hitchens would be a Greenwich Mean Timelord. None of that BST nonsense

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@UncleErniesTips He’s finally going to hosiery up

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@DavidPGCSE @DavidDPaxton @Daniel_Sugarman “Get that quantitative easing out!”

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@MichaelCGlasper “Silly Nigel! <hurrh-hurrh-hurrh-hurrh>”

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@DavidMuttering @BertDalziel Or saucery

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What’s happened?

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@5goalthriller Can’t we just ask him to go in the ground for a bit to make it look as if he’s gone in much the same way as the ball looked like it was over the line?

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@UncleErniesTips Sadly Harry C has no runners this evening so we won’t see the former Master of Beckhampton’s masterly, cultured disdain when doorstepped by Shoutman

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@DPJHodges That’s their job

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@VictorSheahan One of the more dubious points in this is that Shaun Parker, BHA Head of Stewarding, said that, “Having got evidence from Ryan Moore that he wanted to go forward with the horse” the stewards felt “his race had been negatively affected”. Really? They’d hardly have said otherwise!

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@WeaverRacing It was a really poor Dante as well

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@i_horseracing @theracingforum I’m not sure they ever have

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@amdracing You’d struggle to argue placing him out of the bottom five winners of the 21st Century. It’s bizarre

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@i_horseracing @amdracing Rage bait? Coronary thrombosis inducing bait, more like!

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@ciaranodeorain @FourMustangs And that raises the question of whether it’s more bottomless on the stands side because if it is there might be quite a few jockeys who are about to make a massive mistake