Ryan Walker

I'm just a little girl trying her best to make it in the big city

[Ryan Walker @ryanwalker22]

Saw a documentary on Cannon Films. I was interested in the premise but stuck around for all the boobs...like a Cannon film.
#netflixcreep

[Ryan Walker @ryanwalker22]

margarita pizza: when you want pizza on a week night, but you're 31.

[Ryan Walker @ryanwalker22]

@kittenpants327 that person is stealing my thunder!

[Ryan Walker @ryanwalker22]

@Dputerbaugh boss in the middle, right hand man and new schlub

[Ryan Walker @ryanwalker22]

With out the "b" bread is just "read" which is the opposite of bread

[Ryan Walker @ryanwalker22]

I think my ultimate goal is to get so metal I can light burps

[Ryan Walker @ryanwalker22]

Why was six afraid of seven? Because that movie is scary.

[Ryan Walker @ryanwalker22]

my nose squeaks (like right now) I'm convinced it's a defense mechanism wimps evolved since it immediately deflates any threatening scenario

[Ryan Walker @ryanwalker22]

A handshake is just a high five in cursive.

[Ryan Walker @ryanwalker22]

The pretentious things I say is, "I don't like labels but the truth is: I don't read."

[Ryan Walker @ryanwalker22]

BFF 4 lyfe #royalsocial

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My twitter got hacked. Sorry. But I never use this anyway, so, eh

[Ryan Walker @ryanwalker22]

@laserimprovshow sure was, sorry about that. However if you wanted to save money on prescription pills from Canada, I can sure help you out

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@laserimprovshow Im lol'n so much right now at this http://t.co/NZaptRqpZq

[Ryan Walker @ryanwalker22]

@Smsjars lol this was made by you? http://t.co/e3BJcQLfNF

[Ryan Walker @ryanwalker22]

@dandi4love I am lol'n so hard right now at this http://t.co/RI1TohIPPK

[Ryan Walker @ryanwalker22]

@Frankster5594 Yo! That's favorite place. Thanks for having me!

[Ryan Walker @ryanwalker22]

@Heathermahone00 @Imaginedragons @DanReynolds @benamckee @WayneSermon @DanielPlatzman Yo gurl, thanks for the shout out, do drugs!!