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[ryan condon @ryanwc14]

Kinda forgot when ya fart on an airpalne you can't open the windows #somethingdied #mybad #funny

[Will Ferrell @Will_FerreII]

So I've been chatting with this Hot 13 year old girl online. She Now she tells me she is an undercover cop, how fuckin cool is that!!!

[ryan condon @ryanwc14]

Started for florida 9 am this mornin, mader to Halifax #fuckaircanada #pussies #illflyer

[Lizcoin intern @LizcoinIntern]

Some universities have Women Studies, but no Men Studies. Then I realized we do have Men Studies. It's called History.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

That moment when you see your ex and think, "I've made some mistakes in my life, but breaking up with you ain't one."

[ryan condon @ryanwc14]

@jcon_18 where you at? I'm suppose to leave outta ch'town at 9, already cancelled once

[ryan condon @ryanwc14]

Trip has turned into nothin but a fucking nightmare #cancelled #pissed #stressed #whatavacation not spending another night on a couch #true

[ryan condon @ryanwc14]

Love sleeping on couches #not #cantfuckingsleep #thisisgay

[ryan condon @ryanwc14]

Roosters say cock-a-doodle-doo sluts say any-cock-ill-doo

[NO FILTER ZONE @AltVaulz]

If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question.

[ryan condon @ryanwc14]

Ofcourse day were suppose to leave its gonna storm #pissoff #wannaleave #sunshine #beer #pontoon #bushgardens @Bflem07

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

One of the most terrifying things a woman can say to a man is "notice anything different?"

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

GF's are like credit cards... fun for awhile before becoming a financial burden that prevents you from doing cool stuff w/ your friends.

[ryan condon @ryanwc14]

@Bflem07 sucks to be you

[Men's Thoughts @Males_Thoughts]

I hate when women say that all guys want them for is sex, because that's bullshit. We want you for blowjobs too.

[ryan condon @ryanwc14]

So fucking bored #pogielife #6days #floridaa

[Men's Thoughts @Males_Thoughts]

A slut's favorite excuse: "I was young and dumb"... No bitch you were like Lil Caesars, HOT & READY.

[Andrew Wall @AndrewFWall]

"Condom" comes from the Latin word "condon", meaning "receptacle".