Ryan Shafer

I get paid to do community development projects and then I spend all of that money buying tacos.

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

⁦@Chiefs⁩

[The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars]

The world’s richest man is asking people to vote for the party that will lower his taxes.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

@elonmusk "Twitter must be impartial!"

- but also -

"here is how you should vote."

👍

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

14 x $2 Burritos = $28. What's your $28 order?

[(((DeanObeidallah))) @DeanObeidallah]

Harry Truman's famous line fits perfectly for Pres Biden's speech on MAGA: “I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.”

[Kansas City PBS @kansascitypbs]

SO THERE’S A KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI AND A KANSAS CITY, KANSAS. BUT WHEN WE SAY KANSAS CITY JUST KNOW WE’RE TALKING ABOUT BOTH CITIES. AND DON’T EVER TELL SOMEONE FROM KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI THAT THEY’RE FROM KANSAS- THEY ACTUALLY HATE THAT.

[Trish Gunby @TrishForMO]

Strange place to search for Hillary's emails.

[Nate Pyle @NatePyle79]

If you can support unchristian behavior in a political candidate, you can bake a cake.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

How do you console an English teacher?

There, their, they’re

[Ryan Shafer @ryanwshafer]

Rain or shine, come get food and diapers @claymohealth at 3:00 TODAY!
@happybottomsorg
@HarvestersORG

[Ryan Shafer @ryanwshafer]

Agreed. You can't legislate evil. But you can legislate the tools used to carry out evil acts. #GunReformNow

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

Questions for the people who are scared of becoming a minority: Why is that? Are minorities treated differently?

[Ryan Shafer @ryanwshafer]

@KSHB41 @glezak @lnanderson measuring an average of 5" near i29 and NW 64th street!

[Nate Pyle @NatePyle79]

To my brothers,

What a woman wears doesn’t give you the right to sexualize her. Nor does what she wear force you to objectify her. You control you and are responsible for you. Trying to control what women wear is an admission you can’t control yourself.

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

.@DUALIPA shows off her interview skills and asks Stephen about his faith and his comedy. #LSSC

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

In celebration of #BlackHistoryMonth, the Royals and @royalscharities are covering admission to the @NLBMuseumKC for the entire month of February!

Consider this tweet your ticket 🎟

[Matthew Gertz @MattGertz]

Fox News wanted viewers to hear an anti-vax trooper’s story – until he died of COVID.

The network has yet to mention Robert LaMay's passing, after turning him into a culture war hero for resigning rather than getting vaccinated. https://t.co/dR5rTAEdTW

[Andrew Siciliano @AndrewSiciliano]

Chiefs and Bills have played 3 games in the last 365 days.

Kansas City 100
Buffalo 98

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

BREAKING: NFL cancels the rest of the playoffs, will make the Super Bowl a best-of-7 series between the Chiefs and Bills

[Kyle Neubeck @KyleNeubeck]

Aaron Rodgers’ playoff run thwarted by snowflakes, cancel culture strikes again