Ryan

[Ryan @ryanxbowie]

when the crowd at the frolicking house is burgeoning and so you have to move the furniture outside #psatmemes

[Ryan @ryanxbowie]

@MrJamesMay Im so sorry for your loss, James. Ash and Blaze send their love and condolences as well.

[Bark @barkmeta]

Let me explain what just happened 👇

5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil.

5 minutes…

These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch.

There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made.

Someone in that room picked up a phone.
And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars.

American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it.

This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions.

This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight.

You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question.

Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that.

The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

[Sharbel @sharbel]

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[daz @MetamateDaz]

I started feeling a lot better about myself when I realized the reason so many people my age own homes is because their parents gave them down payment money

[Ryan @ryanxbowie]

@MyJadeBeanACNH Yep, right in the middle of a fasnact event!! Of course!!

[Lucius George ⬛️🟨 @SageOfScoob]

If you are smart, you know you’ve been had

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

Americans watching their tax dollars being used to bomb Iran while they set up a GoFundMe account for insulin.

[Ryan @ryanxbowie]

@RoxiWheels @TheRomanNick shordy got the neurodivergent hyperfixation mobile 😩

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

This is the hardest picture of all time

[Ryan @ryanxbowie]

@YourAuntieJD Fun fact, anthracite coal is only found in two places in the world. Appalachian mountains and Scottish highlands! When mining first started in the Appalachian mountains, the early miners got help from the Scottish as they were the only other people in the world with expertise.

[Ryan @ryanxbowie]

@Bringatrailer https://t.co/vxuMu88F5i
For anybody interested… quad cab yellow fever with 30k miles

[Ryan @ryanxbowie]

@StrangeBodykit https://t.co/vxuMu88F5i
For anybody interested… selling our quad cab yellow fever with 30k miles

[Ryan @ryanxbowie]

@IAmLexLuther @miatatweets No, in the US we drive on the right hand side of the road. BMW was at fault for miles

[IG: Humorous Resources @HumorousResour1]

I sign emails with “best” because I am doing my best.

[Ryan @ryanxbowie]

@TheRomanNick I mean, what is disposable income anyway. You dispose of all your income at some point, so… why not a chunk of it at once?

[Ryan @ryanxbowie]

@TheRomanNick https://t.co/MQDwnoIucf

Saw this for sale and instantly scrambled to send it to you

[Ryan @ryanxbowie]

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