simpo

[simpo @RyanXryyan]

Can’t believe it’s been 6 years today since my mam got diagnosed with cancer, she fuckin leathered it tee! My hero❤️

[simpo @RyanXryyan]

Surly can’t be any worse than the shit we’ve currently got in the likes of dalot and malacia

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

🔴 Michael Carrick has told Manchester United youngster Diego Leon he must improve tactically before he is ready to be given a chance in the first team.

“I’ve just arrived, I’m eighteen years old. I still need more maturity physically, tactically and technically. I have to improve many things here. To play in the Premier League you have to be one hundred percent ready.” - added the left-back.

Via @RichFay

#MUFC

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

🧤🔴 Who remembers that all-timer De Gea performance against Everton 11 years ago?

#MUFC

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

On this day six years ago, Manchester United signed Bruno Fernandes for £47m. 103 goals, 97 assists, 312 appearances & 26,513 minutes later, he is the best signing any club has made in that time. He's one of the club's best ever signings & the best post-Sir Alex.

200 goals & assists. Think about how insane that is. No player comes close in that time. He's gotten better over time. He has kept the club afloat in its darkest moments, given us so many memories in a period where they haven't been so frequent.

His loyalty is underrated. He's turned down huge offers to leave & not just from Saudi. His durability is unparalleled. He's missed just six games in six years. He hurt his hamstring, missed 3 games & came back with 3 assists in 3 games. Who does that?

The best player in the Premier League & one of the best players in the world. He walks into any team. He is one of the best players I've ever seen, we are lucky to have him - do not take him for granted. An irreplaceable player, human being & an irrepressible creative force.

Captain, Leader, Legend.

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

[simpo @RyanXryyan]

Massive

[MUFC Scoop @MUFCScoop]

WHAT A PICTURE! #MUFC

[MUFC Scoop @MUFCScoop]

Beat Manchester City
Beat Arsenal

Michael Carrick 👏

#MUFC

[MUFC Scoop @MUFCScoop]

MATHEUS CUNHAAAAAAA #MUFC

[BBC Sport Scotland @BBCSportScot]

MCTOMINAY!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

UNBELIEVABLE! 😲

#BBCFootball

[Viral Videos™️ @ViralVideos]

Charlie had a target on his back because of people like this guy who is clearly radicalized into oblivion by his University, Reddit, Mainstream Media and Democrat politicians who also spent the last decade demonizing Conservatives like Charlie Kirk.

[☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎ @LuckyMcGee]

For those liberals who say that Charlie Kirk was hateful to transgender people, explain yourselves. Most of you have literally never heard him, and are just parroting what main stream media talking heads have told you about him.

THIS is how Charlie debated and interacted with folks struggling with confusion and dysphoria concerning their biology.👇🏼

[Red Point of View @ARedPOV]

😮‍💨😮‍💨

[Aberdeen FC @AberdeenFC]

Jesper Karlsson is a Don ✨

[simpo @RyanXryyan]

Wish Bojan Miovski nothing but the worst, another fuckin 🐍

[Ballon d'Or @ballondor]

Nominated for the 2025 Ballon d’Or ⤵️

Scott McTominay
@sscnapoli
@ScotlandNT

#ballondor

[Mainly Oasis @mainlyoasis]

🤣🤣

[Amy8829 @amyalby2904]

Undisputed

[simpo @RyanXryyan]

Man United are the most backwards rotten to the core club

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Club statement: United announce transformation plan.

#MUFC

[Man United Media @ManUnitedMedia]

Marcus Rashford, a lifelong Manchester United fan, will be playing for Aston Villa because the manager asked him to put in more effort, and he REFUSED. Let that sink in. #MUFC

[simpo @RyanXryyan]

Useless, useless & fuckin useless

[Aberdeen FC @AberdeenFC]

We make a triple sub:

ON: Ambrose, MacKenzie & Nisbet.
OFF: Okkels, Devlin & Keskinen.

🟢 2-0 🐝 // 60'

[simpo @RyanXryyan]

Fuckin loser

[MUFC Scoop @MUFCScoop]

Marcus Rashford has said his goodbyes to teammates and staff at Carrington as he prepares to complete loan move to Villa. [@ChrisWheelerDM] #MUFC