𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩

vegan | mma | milwaukee-eight enjoyer | @rachel_jordan

[𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 @ryanxvx_]

“Look who decided to come out of their room!”

[𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 @ryanxvx_]

Gen Alpha Slipknot be like if you’re 555 then I’m 6-7

[𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 @ryanxvx_]

Y’all are eating microplastics, I am eating macroplastics.

[𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 @ryanxvx_]

They say bullying is immoral, but I haven't seen or heard a grown man say "doggo" in quite some time. Pros and cons to everything.

[𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 @ryanxvx_]

@xinyourbloodx Yes I think so

[𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 @ryanxvx_]

@xinyourbloodx @sxgibbons @BrachsCandy To me they're beautiful

[𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 @ryanxvx_]

@_courtneyblvk No never

[𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 @ryanxvx_]

My google searches: “How fat can you be and still be good at fighting?”

My wife’s google searches: “Does the world always have the same amount of water?”

[𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 @ryanxvx_]

@REALSONICDANGER @shitneck69 Young Money Vrillionaire

[𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 @ryanxvx_]

@shitneck69 @REALSONICDANGER Vril

[𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 @ryanxvx_]

New fairing

[𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 @ryanxvx_]

Bon Iver is short for Bonaparte Iverson

[𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 @ryanxvx_]

@_courtneyblvk @xinyourbloodx I, for one, adore my fake email job

[𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 @ryanxvx_]

@RickTheV1 @KingScrubba Agreed, I’ve heard him talk philosophy, and he definitely has a good understanding of different moral frameworks. He has to in order to do what he does.

[𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 @ryanxvx_]

The definition of insanity is logging in to twitter and expecting not to see hardcore drama

[𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 @ryanxvx_]

Can’t stop thinking about Jesus with a low taper fade

[𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 @ryanxvx_]

Spooky Black

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Is your ex really "crazy"? Or were they driven insane after a brief glimpse at the non-Euclidean nature of the universe, a descent into the howling void in which sleeps Azathoth, the blind idiot god dreaming the material world? Maybe you should've been more understanding.

[𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 @ryanxvx_]

@robbyxpattz No way, those are real bands

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I'm less interested in people thinking the NFL is rigged and more interested in the absolute rabidity with which a certain type of person embraces conspiratorial thinking any chance they can get.

[𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 @ryanxvx_]

@vvolfsxblood Every time I talk about not getting the hype I'm shouted down. I'm just like Jesus fr.