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why i oughta

[ryan @ryasaurusx]

hi i'm taylor swift and i chose to get married at madison square garden would you like 14 physical versions of the worst album released this year

[ryan @ryasaurusx]

madison square garden is so fucking tacky i honestly should have seen this coming from a mile away but i guess i hoped she was still in there somewhere!

[ryan @ryasaurusx]

john travolta truly was so beautiful in his edna turnblad drag... you could tell he felt safe.

[ryan @ryasaurusx]

we need to build statues for queen latifah and i am dead. serious.

[ryan @ryasaurusx]

i'm rewatching hairspray and i'm freaking out this is the best musical movie hollywood has ever made

[ryan @ryasaurusx]

we're gonna need more fruit!

[𝑒𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @elyradream]

what’s your first thought when you see this fridge?

[ryan @ryasaurusx]

you guys (new yorkers) have got to stop wearing long black socks with your little boots. what the hell

[ryan @ryasaurusx]

@yolanda_parody natural beauty 😍

[Jaded @13Honeymoons]

TOO EASY - TINASHE (2026)

[ryan @ryasaurusx]

@ali_sivi been there. much love to ya

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

fuck it nettles at 9am. who gives a fuck

[ryan @ryasaurusx]

dorit should move to israel and start a new life

[ryan @ryasaurusx]

@JaysRealityBlog classless

[ryan @ryasaurusx]

i am getting a goddamn ticket for this sara bareilles tour if it KILLS ME

[ryan @ryasaurusx]

.@RepOgles i'm in your fucking walls bitch

[Lushious Massacr @LushiousMassacr]

LOCK HIM UP!!!!

[ryan @ryasaurusx]

i have thoughts but i'm white so i'm gonna be quiet. but i'm noticing things!

[jay @JaysRealityBlog]

#AndyCohen spotted out with his boyfriend, Kevin ❤️

VIA: DeuxMoi

[ryan @ryasaurusx]

we have to bomb la. i'll miss you oomfs

[TMZ @TMZ]

Spencer Pratt Firmly in Second Place Behind Karen Bass in L.A. Mayoral Primary https://t.co/HjoqxFdKDU

[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

oh, Pattie... that's not gunna work either!

[زين @CRUELCRUEL222]

what’s wrong with being ladies? #Boom