Ryane

burdened with glorious purpose

[Ryane @RyBread2121]

being a college student is like the movie Elf when Buddy was supposed to make 1000 etch-a-sketches but he made 85

[miia @miiagarro]

been on my last straw for bout 300 straws now

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

i fucking hate the heat. i hate sweating. summer lovers are freaks. don’t ask me to do anything outside if its over 80 degrees unless it’s after 6pm & i am so serious. this is the worst

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[jj 🐞 @ilyacig]

i should have minded my damn business 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Heated Rivalry News @heatedrivalnews]

Shane Howlander and Ilya Ruffanov on kiss cam at the @NHL's Stanley Pup!

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[ru @ruqaiyalore]

repeating someone’s typo and ignoring the rest of the message is incredibly funny to me

[Lumaz @Lunaz4Passion]

why do hair grow on the butthole

[۟ @IVG4MBINO]

I dont care is easily the hottest and sexiest fall out boy song

[kenjataimu jones 🌹 @originaldaveyj]

Returning cans at the midland michigan meijer there are some crazy shaped people here

[where did the parry go @LOV3LYR1TA]

and god said let there be fall out boy

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Don’t let anyone talk you out of that thirty minute before bed read. Those two hours will be the most relaxing five hours you ever spend.

[Fall Out Boy @falloutboy]

From Under the Cork Tree is 21 today. don't cheer too loud, they're a little hungover from the gin & kerosene last night 🥂

[john carter's dead kidney @thesevagabonds]

rewatching the early seasons of er to feel something

[meg @minkisarmpit]

i cant believe there are people who dont feel excited buzzing through their skin at the mere thought of getting into bed and opening ao3

[‎ًWhitaker Shady Facts @gwcndy]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those...? yep... those are my monkeys... goddammit.

[hunter @3gpmh]

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

[Ravver @RavverMusic]

@xxxrayspex This is actually a little known fact but often times when it is a person’s first time on earth they will either go straight to (1) a pharmacy or (2) the nearest international airport. Sometimes sequentially.

[ً @miserylakes]

bi people can never just say you look good always some bullshit like i’ll have breakfast all over your tiffany’s munch munch munch yum yum yum

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

This is how God must feel when he sees us scrolling on our phones