Ryann Chioda

I laugh at my own jokes.

[Ryann Chioda @rychioda]

Call me basic all you want, but there is truly nothing better than a perfect @Starbucks drink🤷🏼‍♀️😏

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@bigreputyson Dead

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@HaileyLechelt I like to call them butt cakes

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Me walking into an audition...

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Hey Sodexo it’s almost May. Can we not play Christmas music in the dugout? K thx bye.

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This guy is talking in the library. I keep giving him dirty looks. He keeps waving at me. Are you that clueless or are you just a dick?

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Nothing makes me happier than watching freshman try to figure out the dugout microwave.

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@HaileyLechelt I think about this more often than I should

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I understand that Homecoming pictures are important but you're in my library and I have 12 papers due yesterday. Stfu or gtfo.

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You know you've hit rock bottom with your phone starts to auto-correct "great" to "frat"

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My mom while watching Beauty and the Beast:
"The beast is so crabby. He reminds me of dad."

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@HalleyFay you're a disappointment

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@choliebelI im doing that in the apartment next year

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@choliebelI Ugh me. I have that turtleneck

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When the headline says pubic instead of public😂😂😂

[kevin atwater @kevatwater]

someone get this script to Spielberg, this is pure gold

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I'm moving to New York for the sole purpose of escaping Chicago's horrible New Year's Eve coverage🙄

[Ryann Chioda @rychioda]

Trying to imagine how much better the world would be if people learned what a stop sign means🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ryann Chioda @rychioda]

*playing headbands with the kids I babysit; word is zombie*
Me: something that's dead but came back to life
Kate: JESUS

[Ryann Chioda @rychioda]

Nothing says broke college kid like scrubbing a bathtub on your hands and knees for free voice lessons👌🏻