RyCotten

The thoughts in these tweets are mine and mine alone, and maybe those of the other voices in my head.

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@RealBababanaras What are they going to use? Canoes with sling shots?

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@Osint613 Good

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Looking forward to the new calling in the LDS Wards: “get to class herders” with only 5 minute transition times. 😳

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@PabloCastroDice *Iran = 0%

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@AmyMek I’ve had three children go through this AHS with one as a senior right now and had no idea this happened. This is not ok.

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@lady_valor_07 50 out of 50 years sober. Never a drop

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@texasbreakfast1 Definitely not a serial killer, but maybe a cereal killer. Can put me down some Cinnamon Toast Crunch for sure

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@HumansNoContext Is his Uranium enriched tho?

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@PastCoded @Ford_Nick

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@lady_valor_07 Wrong. All 20 here lol

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@HawkEmDownChris Yep. Was a year or two behind him but he was a beast

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@GregGilday @MattMMXI 🤣🤣🤣

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@gpatterson828 We were the Fightin’ Coons, but the PC Patrol caught wind of it and made them change it to Fighting Raccons

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@MattMMXI Omgsh how did I not know this. They need to teach this at fish camp 🤣

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@lady_valor_07 Of course! My gym has massage chairs 🤣🤣

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@mrmikeMTL @ClayTravis

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@Ravenismeee Latchkey kid. My Mom had instructions on dinner prep for when we got home…boiling water for pasta, browning meet, etc. Created confidence in the kitchen and expanded on that!

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@mrmikeMTL Almost lol. In like 3 months

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@thewriterme Bye Felicia