Ryden dapus

DSP advocate | joes head door | Parker Mitchell enthusiast | Allen Hall resident | ΣΧ

[Ryden dapus @rydendapus]

Why does my entire body reek of chipotle after picking up an order. Do I smell?

[Ryden dapus @rydendapus]

Yes the wife divorced me, but I got the strands with only one hint today so who’s really winning?

[Ryden dapus @rydendapus]

Yall mind?

[Ryden dapus @rydendapus]

Never seen a skinny bitch in a one piece swimsuit

[Ryden dapus @rydendapus]

I am so bad at that fuck ass NYT connections game I think I might just be a retard

[Ryden dapus @rydendapus]

I wonder if those DGs found dick in Guatemala #bambi #acaciarave

[Ryden dapus @rydendapus]

Girls get drunk and cheat on their boyfriends, guys get drunk and watch surfs up #gayson #bigZ

[Ryden dapus @rydendapus]

My gum will be out at joes

[Ryden dapus @rydendapus]

Not a grower or a shower.

[Ryden dapus @rydendapus]

No geed, I will not keep you at ten for the night #fullprice

[Ryden dapus @rydendapus]

@geeked_gauss You are beyond your years gauss. Truly beyond your fucking years

[Ryden dapus @rydendapus]

Yea let’s schedule bance during the sweet 16 #FuckDG

[Ryden dapus @rydendapus]

The biggest homo you know either has his last name or a nickname as his name in his Instagram bio

[Ryden dapus @rydendapus]

My gf should be insecure ab how little girls I talk to when I’m out

[Ryden dapus @rydendapus]

The goat house is wearing matching travel sets at 3:47 in the morning. Go fuck yourself

[Ryden dapus @rydendapus]

Where will mos park during #theclosure and what will Leibforth do in the meantime #bag

[Ryden dapus @rydendapus]

If all it took was 1-5 from the field and 6-9 from the stripe I think Kerr would be mine @AndrejSto2

[Ryden dapus @rydendapus]

@geeked_gauss Gauss,
Starting to worry about you.
Ryden.

[Ryden dapus @rydendapus]

Andrej that’s sick you fuck Lauren Kerr. Time to make a fucking jump shot.

[Ryden dapus @rydendapus]

My buddy from IU is visiting #fruad