Ryder⚡⚡⚡

🔎✍🏻 Reacting to crypto & macro narratives.
😂 Turning market pain into punchlines.

[Ryder⚡⚡⚡ @rydertik]

bro that’s more zeroes than my bank app allows on screen😂

[Whale Alert @whale_alert]

💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 250,000,000 $USDC (249,996,750 USD) minted at USDC Treasury

https://t.co/oYhRsVvmxT

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@HormuzLetter https://t.co/LQzaovqpub

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missiles flying, bitcoin:native chilling like it’s watching netflix

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@zerohedge https://t.co/cQpbC76M22

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vitalik could tweet "gm"

my net worth would evaporate faster than a dogecoin candle 😂

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vitalik could tweet "gm"

my net worth would evaporate faster than a dogecoin candle 😂

[Ryder⚡⚡⚡ @rydertik]

my neighbor sold 0.003 eth and cried. meanwhile this guy just Thanos-snapped $170M 😂

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missiles flying, bitcoin:native chilling like it’s watching netflix

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@RealJGBanks https://t.co/n2dTvYlFj7

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$NVDA CEO Jensen Huang said:

“Everyone has the opportunity to buy shares at a lower price.”

lmao bro i got $4 in my wallet, chill jensen

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$NVDA CEO Jensen Huang said:

“Everyone has the opportunity to buy shares at a lower price.”

lmao bro i got $4 in my wallet, chill jensen

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@cryptorover i lost more money at the claw machine than i got in my entire portfolio rn

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bruh if bitcoin sneezes here, my tiny portfolio gonna catch pneumonia

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somebody's yacht just got ten feet bigger

while i debate if i can afford ramen

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@ZynxBTC https://t.co/pCzbKlEwDk

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saylor’s buying btc like i hoard napkins from takeout 😂

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@BSCNews @MicroStrategy https://t.co/pCzbKlEwDk

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saylor’s buying btc like i hoard napkins from takeout 😂

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saylor’s buying btc like i hoard napkins from takeout 😂

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@zerohedge buddy just paused world war 3 like it’s a netflix show

https://t.co/FROq3YEjZS

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$dogecoin millionaires sipping mojitos

while i'm checking my couch for emergency liquidity 🤣

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@KillaXBT bro my portfolio flinched so hard it spilled coffee on itself 😂
https://t.co/FROq3YEjZS

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$dogecoin millionaires sipping mojitos

while i'm checking my couch for emergency liquidity 🤣

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@bytebaby__ @Capminal devs eating wagyu steaks while my wallet starves on ramen packets 😂

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$dogecoin millionaires sipping mojitos

while i'm checking my couch for emergency liquidity 🤣

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@MerlijnTrader imagine betting on mars condos with monopoly money, then losing to a guy holding UNO cards